Call It Fate...
“By the way, we are knocking the hell out of ISIS. We’ll be coming out of Syria very soon. I like to let our enemy know what we’re doing ahead of time. Let the other people take care of it now. Bashar al-Assad and Putin will do a good job. Very soon. Very soon, we’re coming out. We are going to have 100 percent of the caliphate as they call it, sometimes referred to as land — we are taking it all back quickly. Quickly. ISIS needs time to regroup. We are going to be coming out of there real soon, we’re going to get back to our country and knocking the hell out of it.”
Always Very Good at Bilking...
‘‘We’re getting that sucker built!That’s what I do. I build. I was always very good at building. It was my best thing. I think better than being president, I was always very good at building. That’s saying a lot because my casinos and hotels filed for bankruptcy six times.”
All Vets Are Off..
“I am pleased to announce that I intend to nominate highly respected Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, MD, as the new Secretary of Veterans Affairs. He is totally prepared to do a new checkup on the VA and show it is in excellent health—30 out of 30!”
Special Wall Ops...
“Because of the $700 & $716 Billion Dollars gotten to rebuild our Military, many jobs are created and our Military is again rich. Building a great Border Wall, with drugs (poison) and enemy combatants pouring into our Country, is all about National Defense. Build WALL through M! It has to be a see-through wall so the military can shoot our missiles through it. Mexico will pay!”
“The economy is looking really good. It has been many years that we have seen these kind of numbers. The underlying strength of companies has perhaps never been so undermined by the volatility of the White House.”
So Much Fake Nudes–Lemon Verbatim...
“So much Fake News. Never been more voluminous or more inaccurate. But through it all, our country is doing great!”
Any Court in a Stormy–Lemon Verbatim...
“Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case don’t believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted. Problem is that a newlawyer or law firm will take months to get up to speed (if for no other reason than they can bill more), which is unfair to our great country - and I am very happy with my existing team. Besides, there was NO COLLUSION with Russia, except by Crooked Hillary and the Dems!”
“Remember when they were saying, during the campaign, that Donald Trump is giving great speeches and drawing big crowds, but he is spending much less money and not using social media as well as Crooked Hillary’s large and highly sophisticated staff. Well, not saying that anymore! Lots of foreign money was being spent on my campaign and Bannon’s Cambridge Analytica were using Facebook like never before!”
Nuts & Bolton National Security...
“I am pleased to announce that, effective 4/9/18, Ambassador John Bolton will be my new new National Security Advisor. He will join my Space-Force, conspiracy-nut, legal-defense team. I am very thankful for the service of General H.R. McMaster who has done an outstanding job & will always remain my friend & I am sorry Putin had to fire him. There will be an official contact hangover on 4/10.”
Lemon Verbatim Fends Off Foe Who Is Biden His Time...
“Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!”
Getting A Long Shaft...
“I called President Putin of Russia to congratulate him on his election victory. The Fake News Media is crazed because they wanted me to excoriate him. They are wrong! Getting along with Russia (and others) is a good thing, not a bad thing. Bush tried to get along, but didn’t have the “smarts.” Obama and Clinton tried, but didn’t have the energy or chemistry (remember RESET). I get along with Putin because he has the dirt on me. PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH!”
"I had a call with President Putin and congratulated him on the victory, his electoral victory. We are, you know, very honored by the victory that we had: 306 electoral college votes. We were not supposed to crack 220. You know that, right? There was no way to 221, but then they said there's no way to 270."
“Spent very little time with Andrew McCabe, but he never took notes when he was with me. I don’t believe he made memos except to help his own agenda, probably at a later date. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on him like a bitch. Then all-of-a-sudden I see him, he's now got the big phony memos and everything–totally changed. Same with lying James Comey. Can we call them Fake Memos?”
Da Harder Dem Come da Harder Dem Follow da Money: Lemon Verbatim...
“Why does the Mueller team have 13 hardened Democrats, some big Crooked Hillary supporters, and Zero Republicans? Another Dem recently added...does anyone think this is fair? And yet, there is NO COLLUSION!”
Re: Choir Meant for the Job...
“Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI - A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious-singing James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels uncovered by the FBI investigation into Russia and me.”
“There will always be change. I think you want to see change. I want to also see different ideas. I may take Mnuchin’s job. I’d take those military planes to all my golf courses. Putin could take my job. He’s tremendous and we get along.”
Lemon Verbatim’s Space Force...
“So I’ve gotten to know a lot of people very well over the last year and I’m really at a point where we’re getting very close to having the cabinet and other things that I want.”
More On Lemon Verbatim Firing the Secretary of State...
REPORTER: Did you fire him because he called you a moron?
REPORTER: Did you fire him because he called you a moron?
LEMON: Say it again.
REPORTER: (inaudible) Why now?
LEMON: I respect his intellect.
No Evidence of Intelligence...
“THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER 14 MONTHS OF IN-DEPTH COLLUSION AND COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF AN INVESTIGATION INTO RUSSIAN INFLUENCE IN THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.”
The Success Is in the Execution…
“I don’t think we should play games. We have a zero tolerance policy. That means if we catch a drug dealer, death penalty. And that means we empty out the prisons of all the drug dealers. Lots of room! Now, almost all school shootings are in gun free zones. Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent! But prisons already have armed guards. We move all the students into the empty prisons. Highly trained expert teachers will be allowed to conceal carry and teach!”
Lemon Verbatim Gold...
“President Moon of South Korea said without Donald Trump, the Olympics would have been a total failure. That's true. True."
“In the first hours after hearing that North Korea’s leader wanted to meet with me to talk denuclearization and that missile launches will end, the press was startled & amazed. We won the binding arbitration! They couldn’t believe it. But by the following morning the news became FAKE.They said so what, who cares!”
De New Clarity...
“Kim Jong Un talked about denuclearization with the South Korean Representatives, not just a freeze. Also, no missile testing by North Korea during this period of time since they have already tested everything. Great progress being made but sanctions will remain until an agreement is reached. Meeting being planned! And I can trust Kim Jong Un—Putin says so. Putin tells me he sells him oil all the time!”
The Washington Machine— Lemon Verbatim...
“And by the way, it went on with solar panels, which we did three months ago, and washing machines, where they were dumping washing machines all over our country, and now, they're expanding plants to make washing machines. We put the tax on. A lot of you were here.”
The Cohen Before the Stormy...
“I like conflict. I like having two people with different points of view. And I certainly have that. I have that in my head. And then I make a decision. And then I make another decision that is totally different from the earlier decision. But I like watching it. I like seeing it. I think it’s the best way to go.”
Lemon Verbatim: It’s a None-Burger...
“The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only great Energy!“
Import Parody Price...
“To protect our Country we must protect ourselves from Christopher Steele!”
The Rig Morale...
"I'm telling you, it's a rigged system folks. I've been saying that for a long time. It's a rigged system. Many laws are rigged against corruption—not good for business. Why not use Justice Department to get rid of laws? And we don’t have the right people in there yet. A.G. Jeff Sessions—I decided I don’t like him. Obama guy?—having dinner with Rosenstein and other guy. DISGRACEFUL!”
The National Anathema...
“Happy National Anthem Day! If the E.U. wants to further increase their already massive tariffs and barriers on U.S. companies doing business there, we will simply apply a Tax on their cars which freely pour into the U.S. like drugs from Mexico. And they don’t send us their best cars! We will build a wall on our northern border to keep the cars from pouring in from Canada. OUR COUNTRY MUST HAVE BORDER SECURITY!”
Man of Steel Melting Down...
“When a country (USA) is losing many billions of dollars on trade with virtually every country it does business with, trade wars are good, and easy to win. Example, you don’t know until you test it — but I think I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon and I would win big. It’s easy!”
Getting Behind the Right
to Process Dues...
“I like taking the guns early. Take the guns first, go through due process second. I'm the biggest fan of the Second Amendment. Many of you are. I'm a big fan of the NRA. I mean, there's no bigger fan. I'm a big fan of the NRA. I’m not a big fan of the 5th or 14th amendment. I mean, I don’t even understand due process.”