March 20.2018


"I had a call with President Putin and congratulated him on the victory, his electoral victory. We are, you know, very honored by the victory that we had: 306 electoral college votes. We were not supposed to crack 220. You know that, right? There was no way to 221, but then they said there's no way to 270."



March 19.2018


Memory Implants...

“Spent very little time with Andrew McCabe, but he never took notes when he was with me. I don’t believe he made memos except to help his own agenda, probably at a later date. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on him like a bitch. Then all-of-a-sudden I see him, he's now got the big phony memos and everything–totally changed. Same with lying James Comey. Can we call them Fake Memos?”



March 18.2018


Da Harder Dem Come da Harder Dem Follow da Money: Lemon Verbatim...

“Why does the Mueller team have 13 hardened Democrats, some big Crooked Hillary supporters, and Zero Republicans? Another Dem recently added...does anyone think this is fair? And yet, there is NO COLLUSION!”



March 17.2018


Re: Choir Meant for the Job...

“Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI - A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious-singing James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels uncovered by the FBI investigation into Russia and me.”



March 16.2018

Trump Change...

“There will always be change. I think you want to see change. I want to also see different ideas. I may take Mnuchin’s job. I’d take those military planes to all my golf courses. Putin could take my job. He’s tremendous and we get along.”



March 15.2018

Lemon Verbatim’s Space Force...

“So I’ve gotten to know a lot of people very well over the last year and I’m really at a point where we’re getting very close to having the cabinet and other things that I want.”



March 14.2018

More On Lemon Verbatim Firing the Secretary of State...

REPORTER: Did you fire him because he called you a moron?
LEMON: What?
REPORTER: Did you fire him because he called you a moron?
LEMON: Say it again.
REPORTER: (inaudible) Why now?
LEMON: I respect his intellect. 


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March 13.2018


No Evidence of Intelligence...




March 12.2018

The Success Is in the Execution…

“I don’t think we should play games. We have a zero tolerance policy. That means if we catch a drug dealer, death penalty. And that means we empty out the prisons of all the drug dealers. Lots of room! Now, almost all school shootings are in gun free zones. Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent! But prisons already have armed guards. We move all the students into the empty prisons. Highly trained expert teachers will be allowed to conceal carry and teach!”





Lemon Verbatim Gold...

“President Moon of South Korea said without Donald Trump, the Olympics would have been a total failure. That's true. True."


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March 10.2018


Presidential Affairs...

“In the first hours after hearing that North Korea’s leader wanted to meet with me to talk denuclearization and that missile launches will end, the press was startled & amazed. We won the binding arbitration! They couldn’t believe it. But by the following morning the news became FAKE.They said so what, who cares!”




March 9.2018


De New Clarity...

“Kim Jong Un talked about denuclearization with the South Korean Representatives, not just a freeze. Also, no missile testing by North Korea during this period of time since they have already tested everything. Great progress being made but sanctions will remain until an agreement is reached. Meeting being planned! And I can trust Kim Jong Un—Putin says so. Putin tells me he sells him oil all the time!”



March 8.2018


The Washington Machine— Lemon Verbatim...

“And by the way, it went on with solar panels, which we did three months ago, and washing machines, where they were dumping washing machines all over our country, and now, they're expanding plants to make washing machines. We put the tax on. A lot of you were here.”



March 7.2018

The Cohen Before the Stormy...

“I like conflict. I like having two people with different points of view. And I certainly have that. I have that in my head. And then I make a decision. And then I make another decision that is totally different from the earlier decision. But I like watching it. I like seeing it. I think it’s the best way to go.”


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March 6.2018

Lemon Verbatim: It’s a None-Burger...

“The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only great Energy!“



March 5.2018

Import Parody Price...

“To protect our Country we must protect ourselves from Christopher Steele!”


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March 4.2018

The Rig Morale...

"I'm telling you, it's a rigged system folks. I've been saying that for a long time. It's a rigged system. Many laws are rigged against corruption—not good for business. Why not use Justice Department to get rid of laws? And we don’t have the right people in there yet. A.G. Jeff Sessions—I decided I don’t like him. Obama guy?—having dinner with Rosenstein and other guy. DISGRACEFUL!”




March 3.2018


The National Anathema...

“Happy National Anthem Day! If the E.U. wants to further increase their already massive tariffs and barriers on U.S. companies doing business there, we will simply apply a Tax on their cars which freely pour into the U.S. like drugs from Mexico. And they don’t send us their best cars! We will build a wall on our northern border to keep the cars from pouring in from Canada. OUR COUNTRY MUST HAVE BORDER SECURITY!”




March 2.2018



Man of Steel Melting Down...

“When a country (USA) is losing many billions of dollars on trade with virtually every country it does business with, trade wars are good, and easy to win. Example, you don’t know until you test it — but I think I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon and I would win big. It’s easy!”




March 1.2018

Getting Behind the Right
to Process Dues...

“I like taking the guns early. Take the guns first, go through due process second. I'm the biggest fan of the Second Amendment. Many of you are. I'm a big fan of the NRA. I mean, there's no bigger fan. I'm a big fan of the NRA. I’m not a big fan of the 5th or 14th amendment. I mean, I don’t even understand due process.”