8.9.17   A Lift for Flagging Approval... "Hopefully we will never have to use this power, but there will never be a time that we are not the most powerful nation in the world! And now, because I am in power, we're in the running to be the most unpredictable–the most not in our right minds! Thank you." #LemonLaw    

8.9.17

 

A Lift for Flagging Approval...

"Hopefully we will never have to use this power, but there will never be a time that we are not the most powerful nation in the world! And now, because I am in power, we're in the running to be the most unpredictable–the most not in our right minds! Thank you."

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.8.17   Revision Is the Opioid of the Masses… "He has been very threatening beyond a normal state. They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before. If Mueller keeps threatening to investigate my business with Russian mobsters, he will be met with such a nuclear Reichstag Fire on the other side of the world!" #LemonLaw    

8.8.17

 

Revision Is the Opioid of the Masses…

"He has been very threatening beyond a normal state. They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before. If Mueller keeps threatening to investigate my business with Russian mobsters, he will be met with such a nuclear Reichstag Fire on the other side of the world!"

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.7.17 Tired of Winning... "The Fake News refuses to report the success of the first 6 months:  Signed the veto-proof Russian sanctions bill so no more Vlad-handing, SP Mueller empaneled a grand jury on the Russian probe and may even help me release my tax returns, Grand jury subpoenas issued in connection with the Don Jr. and Russian meeting on 'adoptions' which may help me to remember it–there were so many meetings with Russians, Disapproval at all time low of 33% according to Quinnipiac poll–still well above Nixon when he resigned, Senate blocking potential recess appointments by having pro forma sessions in August so I don't have to figure out hiring anybody, Bipartisan bill moving in Congress to prevent me from firing Mueller without judicial review so I won't have to fire Sessions who's unbelievably loyal and totally racist even after I was very, very mean to him, Senate Republicans dropped Trumpcare and now I don't have to sign a bill that would kill lots and lots–so many people just because I hold a grudge against Obama after he made fun of me at that correspondents dinner." #LemonLaw    

8.7.17

Tired of Winning...

"The Fake News refuses to report the success of the first 6 months: 
Signed the veto-proof Russian sanctions bill so no more Vlad-handing, SP Mueller empaneled a grand jury on the Russian probe and may even help me release my tax returns, Grand jury subpoenas issued in connection with the Don Jr. and Russian meeting on 'adoptions' which may help me to remember it–there were so many meetings with Russians, Disapproval at all time low of 33% according to Quinnipiac poll–still well above Nixon when he resigned, Senate blocking potential recess appointments by having pro forma sessions in August so I don't have to figure out hiring anybody, Bipartisan bill moving in Congress to prevent me from firing Mueller without judicial review so I won't have to fire Sessions who's unbelievably loyal and totally racist even after I was very, very mean to him, Senate Republicans dropped Trumpcare and now I don't have to sign a bill that would kill lots and lots–so many people just because I hold a grudge against Obama after he made fun of me at that correspondents dinner."

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.6.17   Bed Minister... "Working in Bedminster, N.J., as long planned construction is being done at the White House–a real dump! We're putting in a new heating system with beautiful, clean coal. This is not a vacation–meetings and calls, tweets and popping in on weddings! This is real work, promoting my brand!" #LemonLaw    

8.6.17

 

Bed Minister...

"Working in Bedminster, N.J., as long planned construction is being done at the White House–a real dump! We're putting in a new heating system with beautiful, clean coal. This is not a vacation–meetings and calls, tweets and popping in on weddings! This is real work, promoting my brand!"

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.5.17   Lemon Campaign-Verbatim Heads for the Sand... "I'm going to be working for you, I'm not going to have time to go play golf." #LemonLaw    

8.5.17

 

Lemon Campaign-Verbatim Heads for the Sand...

"I'm going to be working for you, I'm not going to have time to go play golf."

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.4.17   Lemon Verbatim on the Rocks... "We have ended the war on beautiful, clean coal." #LemonLaw    

8.4.17

 

Lemon Verbatim on the Rocks...

"We have ended the war on beautiful, clean coal."

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.3.17   In the Drink: Straight Lemon Answers the Call That Was Not... “There was no mix there. That was a standing ovation from the time I walked out to the time I left, and for five minutes after I had already gone. There was no mix. And I got a call from the head of the Boy Scouts saying it was the greatest speech that was ever made to them, and they were very thankful. So there was — there was no mix.” #LemonLaw    

8.3.17

 

In the Drink: Straight Lemon Answers the Call That Was Not...

“There was no mix there. That was a standing ovation from the time I walked out to the time I left, and for five minutes after I had already gone. There was no mix. And I got a call from the head of the Boy Scouts saying it was the greatest speech that was ever made to them, and they were very thankful. So there was — there was no mix.”

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.2.17 Closer to the Closer... "By limiting the Executive’s flexibility, this bill makes it harder for the United States to strike good deals for the American people. I built a truly great company worth many billions of dollars. That is a big part of the reason I was elected. As President, I can make far better deals with foreign countries than Congress.–You know, I put out a letter from a very – from the biggest law firm saying Trump has no involvement with Russia. I don’t. I have no involvement. I mean, I had Ms. Universe there, like, nine years ago, eight years ago, something like that. But I have nothing to do with Russia. And I said from the podium on Friday that’s there’s nothing to the Russia story. I said on the weekend there was nothing to the Russia story. Well, they tried — they tried it with me. She spent hundreds of millions of dollars on negative ads. She didn’t do a positive ad, virtually. And she lost easily, you know, 306 to 223 I think, right – 223, something like that. But when Russia offered to help me win the election, and they did it because I owe them lots and lots of money, so I didn't need to collude with them. But they thought I could lift the sanctions and that worked out very, very bad for them." #LemonLaw    

8.2.17

Closer to the Closer...

"By limiting the Executive’s flexibility, this bill makes it harder for the United States to strike good deals for the American people. I built a truly great company worth many billions of dollars. That is a big part of the reason I was elected. As President, I can make far better deals with foreign countries than Congress.–You know, I put out a letter from a very – from the biggest law firm saying Trump has no involvement with Russia. I don’t. I have no involvement. I mean, I had Ms. Universe there, like, nine years ago, eight years ago, something like that. But I have nothing to do with Russia. And I said from the podium on Friday that’s there’s nothing to the Russia story. I said on the weekend there was nothing to the Russia story. Well, they tried — they tried it with me. She spent hundreds of millions of dollars on negative ads. She didn’t do a positive ad, virtually. And she lost easily, you know, 306 to 223 I think, right – 223, something like that. But when Russia offered to help me win the election, and they did it because I owe them lots and lots of money, so I didn't need to collude with them. But they thought I could lift the sanctions and that worked out very, very bad for them."

#LemonLaw

 

 

8.1.17   Lemon Verbatim and the 110 Million Trump Enemies... "Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people). Only way for me to get the truth out!" #LemonLaw    

8.1.17

 

Lemon Verbatim and the 110 Million Trump Enemies...

"Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people). Only way for me to get the truth out!"

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.31.17 Double, double toil and trouble;  Fire bums, stock market bubble.  Flipping Flynn for Lordy sake,  In Mueller's stock, the Russian tapes;  Reince is out– in war of fog,  Mooch, you bet, with tongue of dog,  He licks his cork and winers sing. Sessions begs in West Witch Wing,  For a charm of powerful trouble,  Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.  Double, double toil and trouble;  Fire bums, stock market bubble.  Cool it with a Bannon's blood,  Then the charm is firm and good... ‪"A great day at the White House!"‬ #LemonLaw    

7.31.17

Double, double toil and trouble; 
Fire bums, stock market bubble. 
Flipping Flynn for Lordy sake, 
In Mueller's stock, the Russian tapes; 
Reince is out– in war of fog, 
Mooch, you bet, with tongue of dog, 
He licks his cork and winers sing.
Sessions begs in West Witch Wing, 
For a charm of powerful trouble, 
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. 

Double, double toil and trouble; 
Fire bums, stock market bubble. 
Cool it with a Bannon's blood, 
Then the charm is firm and good...

‪"A great day at the White House!"‬

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.30.17 As A General Rule… "China could easily solve this problem! They have a large military and strong rule. That's why I am bringing General Kelly from Homeland Security to fight the war in the White House. Republicans in the Senate will NEVER win as long as I am president. They look like fools and are just wasting time. The World is watching: Repeal & Replace...and go to 51 votes (nuke option), get Cross State Lines & more." #LemonLaw    

7.30.17

As A General Rule…

"China could easily solve this problem! They have a large military and strong rule. That's why I am bringing General Kelly from Homeland Security to fight the war in the White House. Republicans in the Senate will NEVER win as long as I am president. They look like fools and are just wasting time. The World is watching: Repeal & Replace...and go to 51 votes (nuke option), get Cross State Lines & more."

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.29.17 Growing a Customs...  “Can you believe that I’m saying that? I’m talking about liberating our towns. Like you’d see in a movie. They’re liberating the town. Like in the old Wild West, right? Getting rid of INDIANS. We’re liberating our towns. I never thought I’d be standing up here talking about liberating towns on Long Island where I grew up. But that’s what you’re doing. It used to be so WHITE around here. And all we're the asking for is a little PROTECTION MONEY. A little money so we can hire like 10,000 more Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents to crack some more ILLEGALS on the head. Now, we’re getting them out anyway, but we’d like to get them out a lot faster. And when you see these towns, and when you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough — I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice.’" #LemonLaw    

7.29.17

Growing a Customs... 

“Can you believe that I’m saying that? I’m talking about liberating our towns. Like you’d see in a movie. They’re liberating the town. Like in the old Wild West, right? Getting rid of INDIANS. We’re liberating our towns. I never thought I’d be standing up here talking about liberating towns on Long Island where I grew up. But that’s what you’re doing. It used to be so WHITE around here. And all we're the asking for is a little PROTECTION MONEY. A little money so we can hire like 10,000 more Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents to crack some more ILLEGALS on the head. Now, we’re getting them out anyway, but we’d like to get them out a lot faster. And when you see these towns, and when you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough — I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice.’"

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.28.17 Lemon Verbatim and His Fine-Tuned Machine... "Go Republican Senators, Go! Get there after waiting for 7 years. Give America great healthcare!" #LemonLaw    

7.28.17

Lemon Verbatim and His Fine-Tuned Machine...

"Go Republican Senators, Go! Get there after waiting for 7 years. Give America great healthcare!"

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.27.17 Separation of Truth and Psychotic State... "IN AMERICA WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT - WE WORSHIP GOD! And I think I'm God! Well, I don't think I'm God. But I am, in many, many ways better than God!" #LemonLaw    

7.27.17

Separation of Truth and Psychotic State...

"IN AMERICA WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT - WE WORSHIP GOD! And I think I'm God! Well, I don't think I'm God. But I am, in many, many ways better than God!"

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.26.17 Lemon Verbatim Stands on Principal... "As the Scout Law says: 'A Scout is trustworthy, loyal' -- we could use some more loyalty, I will tell you that...In the Scout Oath, you pledge on your honor to do your best and to do your duty to God and your country. And by the way, under the Trump administration, you’ll be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again when you go shopping. Believe me. Merry Christmas."    

7.26.17

Lemon Verbatim Stands on Principal...

"As the Scout Law says: 'A Scout is trustworthy, loyal' -- we could use some more loyalty, I will tell you that...In the Scout Oath, you pledge on your honor to do your best and to do your duty to God and your country. And by the way, under the Trump administration, you’ll be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again when you go shopping. Believe me. Merry Christmas."

 

 

7.25.17 A Swift and Modest Vote... "Big day for HealthCare. After 7 years of talking, we will soon see whether or not Republicans are willing to step up to the plate! On the plate are TRUMP STAKES! A second lunch on the HOUSE while we starve Medicare and the healthcare system. It's a mean bill and people will die, but we only need 50 votes!" #LemonLaw    

7.25.17

A Swift and Modest Vote...

"Big day for HealthCare. After 7 years of talking, we will soon see whether or not Republicans are willing to step up to the plate! On the plate are TRUMP STAKES! A second lunch on the HOUSE while we starve Medicare and the healthcare system. It's a mean bill and people will die, but we only need 50 votes!"

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.24.17 Lemon Verbatim Delivers on a Tweet Storm... "As the phony Russian Witch Hunt continues, two groups are laughing at this excuse for a lost election taking hold, Democrats and Russians!" ‪"It's very sad that Republicans, even some that were carried over the line on my back, do very little to protect their President."‬ "It's hard to read the Failing New York Times or the Amazon Washington Post because every story/opinion, even if should be positive, is bad!" "If Republicans don't Repeal and Replace the disastrous ObamaCare, the repercussions will be far greater than any of them understand!" #LemonLaw    

7.24.17

Lemon Verbatim Delivers on a Tweet Storm...

"As the phony Russian Witch Hunt continues, two groups are laughing at this excuse for a lost election taking hold, Democrats and Russians!"

‪"It's very sad that Republicans, even some that were carried over the line on my back, do very little to protect their President."‬

"It's hard to read the Failing New York Times or the Amazon Washington Post because every story/opinion, even if should be positive, is bad!"

"If Republicans don't Repeal and Replace the disastrous ObamaCare, the repercussions will be far greater than any of them understand!"

#LemonLaw

 

 

7.23.17 Lemon Verbatim Negotiates New Paris Agreement... "I mean, really. He’s a very good person. And a tough guy, but look, he has to be. I think he is going to be a terrific president of France. But he does love holding my hand." "We had dinner at the Eiffel Tower, and the bottom of the Eiffel Tower looked like they could have never had a bigger celebration ever in the history of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, there were thousands and thousands of people, ’cause they heard we were having dinner." #LemonLaw      

7.23.17

Lemon Verbatim Negotiates New Paris Agreement...

"I mean, really. He’s a very good person. And a tough guy, but look, he has to be. I think he is going to be a terrific president of France. But he does love holding my hand."

"We had dinner at the Eiffel Tower, and the bottom of the Eiffel Tower looked like they could have never had a bigger celebration ever in the history of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, there were thousands and thousands of people, ’cause they heard we were having dinner."

#LemonLaw
 

 

 

7.22.17 Fording the River of Leaks... "This morning I will be going to the Commissioning Ceremony for the largest aircraft carrier in the world, The Gerald R. Ford. In honor of the Gerald R. Ford, I will give the biggest pardon in the world! I will pardon everyone around me– PARDON, PARDON, PARDON! I will give MYSELF the biggest PARDON! A Self Pardon! First time in the world! While all agree the U. S. President has the complete power to pardon, the only crime so far is LEAKS in my ship. Without the LEAKS, you wouldn't see any crime! Plus, the statute of limitations has run out." #LemonLaw

7.22.17

Fording the River of Leaks...

"This morning I will be going to the Commissioning Ceremony for the largest aircraft carrier in the world, The Gerald R. Ford. In honor of the Gerald R. Ford, I will give the biggest pardon in the world! I will pardon everyone around me– PARDON, PARDON, PARDON! I will give MYSELF the biggest PARDON! A Self Pardon! First time in the world! While all agree the U. S. President has the complete power to pardon, the only crime so far is LEAKS in my ship. Without the LEAKS, you wouldn't see any crime! Plus, the statute of limitations has run out."

#LemonLaw