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January 26. 2018

It’s Off to the Racists!—Lemon Verbatim...

“I wish people would read or listen to my words on the Border Wall. This was in no way a concession. It was taking care of millions of people who were getting badly hurt by the Shutdown with the understanding that in 21 days, if no deal is done, it’s off to the races!”

#LemonLaw


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January 25 · 

When Wall Is Sad and Don, Too—Lemon Verbatim...

“We’ll work with the Democrats and negotiate and if we can't do that, then we'll do a -- obviously we'll do the emergency because that's what it is. It's a national emergency."

#LemonLaw


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January 24 · 

In the Long Un...

“The Fake News Media loves saying ‘so little happened at my first summit with Kim Jong Un.’ Wrong! After 40 years of doing nothing with North Korea but being taken to the cleaners, & with a major war ready to start, in a short 15 months, relationships built, hostages taken with our own Federal Government so we can demand a wall to protect us from our real enemy—My Own Domestic Help at Mar-A-Lago!”

#LemonLaw


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January 23 · 

Trumpy Dumpy—Lemon Verbatim...

“BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray!”

#LemonLaw


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January 22 · 

Tunnel Vision-Lemon Verbatim...

“Without a Wall our Country can never have Border or National Security. With a powerful Wall or Steel Barrier, Crime Rates (and Drugs) will go substantially down all over the U.S. The Dems know this but want to play political games. Must finally be done correctly. No Cave!”

#LemonLaw


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January 21 · 

Snow Job...

“Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is that I shut down—shut down the EPA. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now instead of Catastrophic Climate Disaster with the Arctic and Greenland melting and ocean temperatures going up and up!”

#LemonLaw


January 20 · 

Billed Castles in the Air—Lemon Verbatim...

“Don’t forget, we are building and renovating big sections of Wall right now. Moving quickly, and will cost far less than previous politicians thought possible. Building, after all, is what I do best, even when money is not readily available!”

#LemonLaw


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January 19 · 

Like a Wall in the Head...

“Mexico is doing NOTHING to stop the Caravan which is now fully formed and heading to the United States. We stopped the last two - many are still in Mexico but can’t get through our Wall, but it takes a lot of Border Agents if there is no Wall. Not easy to make sense of what I’m saying!”

#LemonLaw


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January 18 · 

Crisis on the Suborn Border—Lemon Verbatim...

“Another big Caravan heading our way. Very hard to stop without a Wall!”

#LemonLaw


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January 17 · 

VERY Impotent—Lemon Verbatim...

“Democrats have illegitimately ‘disinvited’ me from making my scheduled and VERY important State of the Union Address, Americans DEMAND the truth, so we need to make a CLEAR STATEMENT and raise $1,OOO,OOO by Midnight TONIGHT to show your support for Border Security (the REAL security concern).”

#LemonLaw


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January 16 · 

Wall By Himself...

“There are now 77 major or significant Walls built around the world, with 45 countries planning or building Walls. Over 800 miles of Walls have been built in Europe since only 2015. They have all been recognized as close to 100% successful. Stop the crime of our White House Boarder!”

#LemonLaw


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January 15

Hoax Is the Thing with Feathers—Lemon Verbatim....

“Not only did I never work for Russia, I think it's a disgrace that you even asked that question because it's a whole big fat hoax."

#LemonLaw


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January 14 · 

Appease of Work—Lemon Verbatim...

“I think it’s the most insulting thing I’ve ever been asked. I think it’s the most insulting article I’ve ever had written. And if you read the article, you’d see that they found absolutely nothing.”

#LemonLaw


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January 13 · 

Con Sequence...

“I just watched a Fake reporter from the Amazon Washington Post say the White House is ‘chaotic, there does not seem to be a strategy for this Shutdown. There is no plan,’ The Fakes always like talking Chaos, there is NONE. In fact, there’s almost nobody in the W.H. but me, and I do have a plan on the Shutdown. But to understand that plan you would have to understand the fact that I won the election, and so I am waiting for Putin to tell me what to do. Elections have consequences!”

#LemonLaw


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January 12 · 

Impeach—Lemon Verbatim...

“They can name it whatever. They can name it 'peaches.' I don't care what they name it. But we need money for that barrier."

#LemonLaw


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January 11 · 

Mid-Evil—Lemon Verbatim…

“Do you know what works? A wheel. And a wall. They call it a medieval thing.

“Well, you know, I’m looking at all these very expensive cars all over here loaded up with machine guns and every single one of them has wheels. A wheel is an old thing. There are two things that they work. A wall would be so effective. It would solve so many killings and so much death and drugs and human trafficking. Where they tape up women on their face. They tape them up and put them in the back of a car or a van and they drive right through our border.”

#LemonLaw


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January 10 · 

Driving Us Up the Wall—Lemon Verbatim…

“They drive. They just go where there’s no security, where you don’t even know the difference between Mexico and the United States. There’s no line of demarcation. They just go out and where there’s no fencing, or walls or any kind, they just make a left into the United States and they come in and they have women tied up. They have tape over their mouths, electrical tape, usually blue tape, as they call it. It’s powerful stuff. Not good. And they have three, four, five of them in vans...”

#LemonLaw


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January 9 · 

Doo-Doo Economics—Lemon Verbatim...

“I have the absolute right to do national emergency if I want.” 

#LemonLaw


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January 8 · 

Call It Curtains—Lemon Verbatim...

“This is just common sense. The border wall would very quickly pay for itself.”

#LemonLaw


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January 7 · 

All Networks to Err His Address—Lemon Verbatim...

“I am pleased to inform you that I will Address the Nation on the Humanitarian and National Security crisis on our Southern Border.“

#LemonLaw


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January 6 · 

United States of Emergency—Lemon Verbatim...

"Absolutely, we can call a national emergency because of the security of our country. I haven't done it. I may do it. We can call a national emergency and build it very quickly."

#LemonLaw


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January 5 · 

Dibs on Drapes—Lemon Verbatim...

“We won't be doing pieces. We won't be doing it in drips and drabs."

#LemonLaw


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January 4 · 

Impeachy-Keen...

“As I have stated many times, if the Democrats take over the House or Senate, there will be disruption to the Financial Markets. We won the Senate, they won the House. Things will settle down. They only want to impeach me because they know they can’t win in 2020, too much success working with Putin!”

#LemonLaw


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January 3 · 

General Spurious Command—Lemon Verbatim...

“I think I would have been a good general, but who knows?”

#LemonLaw


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January 2 · 

Shut Up in the Big House—Lemon Verbatim...

“I was here on Christmas evening, I was all by myself in the White House. That's a big, big house, except for all the guys out on the lawn with machine guns. I was waving to them. I never saw so many guys with machine guns in my life.

“Secret Service and military, these are great people. They don’t play games. They don’t like wave. They don’t even smile. But I was there all alone with the machine gunners. I felt very safe. I have to tell you. Great people. There’s a lot of them. But I was hoping that maybe somebody would come back and negotiate.”

#LemonLaw


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January 1 · 

Rider to the Deal—Lemon Verbatim...

“HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!”

#LemonLaw