When You're a Lone Star...
"After witnessing first hand the horror & devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey, my heart goes out even more so to the great people of Texas! It was totally horrible talking to state and local officials! Very devastating trying to show empathy! CAN NOT DO IT! Couldn't wait to get out of the great state of Texas!"
"The U.S. has been talking to North Korea, and paying them extortion money, for 25 years. Talking is not the answer! From now on, it's just going to be tweeting and campaign rallies!"
Lemon Verbatim Stirs the Plot...
“What a crowd, what a turnout.”
Lemon Verbatim and Another Fine Finnish...
"In the middle of a hurricane, even though it was a Friday evening, I assumed the ratings would be far higher than they would be normally, you know the hurricane was just starting, and I put it out that I had pardoned, as we call, as we say, Sheriff Joe."
We'll Always Have Paris – Lemon Verbatim...
"Wow - Now experts are calling Harvey a once in 500 year flood! We have an all out effort going, and going well!"
Après Arpaio, le Déluge...
"I am pleased to inform you that I have just granted a full Pardon to 85 year old American patriot Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He kept Arizona safe for all sadist, racist law officials! Wonderful coordination! We are working together to stop judges from making law-enforcement uphold your constitutional rights. Working hard to pardon other government officials before they're even indicted!"
A Hard Reign's A-Gonna Fall...
"Good luck to everybody. They're going to be safe. Good luck to everybody. Good luck. We're looking into what we can do to lift the cloud."
The Strange Case of Donald Heckle and Misguide...
"The Fake News is now complaining about my different types of back to back speeches. Well, there was Afghanistan (somber), the big Rally (crazy) and the American Legion - V.A. (respectful and strong), Tweets (more crazy). Too bad the Dems have no one who can change tones between reading words from a teleprompter and talking without any guide!"
Lemon Verbatim–Crazy Like the Fox and Friends...
“Washington is full of people who were only looking out for themselves. But I do not come to Washington for me. I have led a great life. I’ve had great success. I have enjoyed my life. Most people think I’m crazy to have done this. And I think they’re right. But I enjoy it. Because we made so much. I do not believe that any president — I don’t believe that any president has accomplished as much as this president in the first six or seven months. I really do not believe it, including — I really do not believe it.”
“By the way, I’m just curious. Do the people in this room like Sheriff Joe? So, was Sheriff Joe convicted for doing his job? He should have had a jury, but you know what? I’ll make a prediction. I think he is just going to be fine. Okay? But — I won’t not do it tonight because I don’t want to cause any controversy. Is that okay? All right? But Sheriff Joe can feel good.”
“We’ve ended the war on beautiful, clean coal. And it’s just been announced that a second brand-new coal mine where they’re going to take out clean coal — meaning they’re taking out coal, they’re going to clean it — is opening in the state of Pennsylvania.”
“We are Americans and the future belongs to us. The future belongs to all of you. This is our moment. This is our chance. This is our opportunity to recapture our dynasty like never before.”
"Our troops will fight to win. We will fight to win. From now on, victory will have a clear definition. Victory will mean winning. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much."
"Thank you, the very dishonest Fake News Media is out of control!
I can look right into the sun! And when you're a star, they let you do it."
Enough in Commons...
"I want to applaud the many protestors on many, many sides in Boston who are speaking out against bigotry and hate and those who are speaking out against bigotry and hate of bigotry and hate. Our country will soon come together as one! Soon, everyone will have had more than they can take of this! MAGA!"
The Tell Wags the Dog – Lemon Verbatim...
"Our great country has been divided for decade,but it will come together again.Sometimes protest is needed in order to heel,and heel we will!"
"Study what General Pershing of the United States did to terrorists when caught. There was no more Radical Islamic Terror for 35 years!
Homeland Security and law enforcement are on alert & closely watching for any sign of trouble. Our borders are far tougher than ever before!
Bannon and I have mutually agreed to fire Bannon. He has successfully completed his job dipping bullets in pig's blood."
Statues of Limitations...
"Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments. You can't change history, but you can learn from it. Robert E Lee, Stonewall Jackson - who's next, Washington, Jefferson? So foolish! Also the beauty that is being taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be greatly missed and never able to be comparably replaced! We should bring back segregated water-fountains so people can enjoy our history today!"
Lemon Verbatim Plays Facts and Lose...
"I wanted to make sure — unlike most politicians, that what I said was correct. Not make a quick statement. The statement I made on Saturday, the first statement, was a fine statement. But you don't make statements that direct unless you know the fact. It takes a little while to get the facts. You still don't know the facts, and it's a very, very important process to me, and it's a very important statement, so I don't want to go quickly and just make a statement for the sake of making a political statement. I want to know the facts. If you go back to — I brought it. I brought it. I brought it. As I said — remember this, Saturday — we condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence. It has no place in America, and then I went on from there. Now, here's the thing. Excuse me, excuse me. Take it nice and easy. Here's the thing. When I make a statement, I like to be correct. I want the facts. This event just happened. In fact, a lot of the event didn't even happen yet, as we were speaking. This event just happened. Before I make a statement, I need the facts, so I don't want to rush into a statement."
Nothing Beats A Hasty Retweet–Lemon Verbatim...
"FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: President Trump 'seriously considering' a pardon for ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio
–He's a fascist, so not unusual."