Shooting Himself in Defeat...
“I have decided that sections of the Wall that California wants built NOW will not be built until the whole Wall is approved. Big victory yesterday with ruling from the courts that allows us to proceed. Now I, alone, will hold it up!”
Playing the Numbers...
“And I think that you’re going to see some numbers coming up over the next year, the likes of which we haven’t seen in our country for many, many years. Your GOP numbers, as you know, and the number of indictments. You’re going to see a great number of indictments based on my business dealings when I was deciding to run for president.”
Putting to the Test—Lemon Verbatim on Parkland...
"The headline was ‘Trump wants all teachers to have guns. Trump wants teachers to have guns’. I don't want teachers to have guns. I want highly trained people that have a natural talent, like hitting a baseball or hitting a golf ball or putting.”
“You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I'd run in there, even if I didn't have a weapon."
Lemon Verbatim Bonus Points…
“We have to harden our schools, not soften them up. A gun-free zone to a killer, or somebody that wants to be a killer, that’s like going in for the ice cream...And what I would recommend doing is the people that do carry, we give them a bonus. We give them a little bit of a bonus. Frankly, they’d feel more comfortable having a gun anyway. But you give them a little bit of a bonus. So practically for free, you have now made the school into a hardened target...We need to let people know: You come into our schools, you’re going to be dead, and it’s going to be fast.”
In the Spur of the Moment...
“He trained his whole life but when it came time to do something he didn't have the courage. As a toddler, he was probably trained by his parents who would have shot rubber bullets at him from a semi-automatic rifle while he fought back with a toy gun. He certainly did a poor job addressing that sick puppy. But that’s a case where somebody was outside, they’re trained, they had a little gun, and they didn’t react properly to stop a sicko killing everybody with a semi-automatic rifle or they had a bone spur on their foot which can be very uncomfortable so they didn’t go in or they were coward. He was not a credit to law enforcement.”
Background Checks—Sent to Political Campaigns from NRA...
“We’re going to be doing very strong background checks. Very strong emphasis on the mental health of somebody. That’s why I insisted on taking a cognitive test where I got a perfect score—a perfect score identifying a lion, a rhino, and a camel. I drew hands on a clock, too. I got a perfect score! I should get a gun! I should get a gun! I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and not lose one voter. A perfect score!”
Adept to Income Ratio...
“If you had a teacher with, who was adept at firearms, they could very well end the attack very quickly. A teacher, who was very adept at firearms would lock eyes with the attacker. The attacker would be spraying the teacher with bullets and the teacher would shoot the attacker between the eyes–you know, the attacker might have a flack jacket–the teacher would shoot the attacker between the eyes because, you know, they are very adept with firearms. If the coach had a firearm in his locker when he ran at this guy - that coach was very brave, saved a lot of lives, I suspect - but if he had a firearm in his locker and he could carry his locker around with him, he would not have had to run. He would have just opened his locker with his keys while being spayed by bullets and then shot this guy and that would be the end of it.”
Cache Checking Service...
“Whether we are Republican or Democrat, we must now focus on strengthening Background Checks. Outrageous so many people working high up in the White House without full security clearance! Need border wall to keep them out! INFRASTRUCTURE!”
Lemon Verbatim Declining: Sink, Sank, Sunk, Sunken, Sanctions, Sanctimonious…
“Obama was President up to, and beyond, the 2016 Election. So why didn’t he do something about Russian meddling?”
Weighing in on Presidents’ Day...
“I never said Russia did not meddle in the election, I said ‘it may be Russia, or China or another country or group, or it may be a 400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer.’ The Russian ‘hoax’ was that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia—but I do not weigh 400 pounds. If you include the porn star and playboy bunny, we still didn’t weigh 400 pounds. If you include Putin’s Cook and Sater—that’s definitely way over 400—so I didn’t do it. Plus, I was probably watching Shark Week.”
Feb 18. 18
The Heart of the Deal...
“Our entire nation, with one heavy heart, is praying for the victims—and their families—of the Russian investigation. SAD. I want to speak now directly to my children, especially those who feel lost, alone, confused or even scared: I want you to know that you are never alone and you never will be— they are watching you. You have people who will do anything at all to protect you, even pardon you! If you need help, turn to your lawyer.”
“I will be leaving for Florida today to meet with some of the bravest people on earth—but people whose lives have been totally shattered by our gun addiction and indifference. Am also working with Congress on many fronts—Gutting the American disabilities act, destroying the safety net, and abandoning the Dreamers for a failed immigration bill.”
Witless for the Prosecution...
“Do you notice the Fake News Mainstream Media never likes covering the great and record setting economic news, but rather talks about anything negative like my administration and it’s breaches of ethics and lack of competency. The Russian Collusion Hoax is dead, except as it pertains to 13 indicted Russians who worked with our campaign. Public gets it!”
Shelter in Place During Gun Debate...
“So many signs that the Florida shooter was mentally disturbed, even expelled from school for bad and erratic behavior. Neighbors and classmates and authorities knew he was a big problem. Must always report such instances to authorities, again and again like when his mother would call the police! Erratic behavior and mental illness like dementia and narcissism are a big problem. That’s why we need a new nuclear force. This must be reported!”
"I am totally opposed to domestic violence on many sides and everybody here knows that. I am totally opposed to domestic violence of any kind. Everyone knows that and it almost wouldn't even have to be said. So now you hear it, but you all know it. It’s like what Putin told me to say after our secret call that they announced, ‘There was absolutely no collusion!’ “
Feb 13, 2018
Repairing to the Back Room...
“Our infrastructure plan has been put forward and has received great reviews by everyone except, of course, people. After many years we have taken care of our Military, now we have to fix our roads, bridges, tunnels, airports that go to luxury hotels. Private investors will be able to make a great profit! Bipartisan, make deal Dems?”
Feb 12, 2018
Lemon Verbatim’s Quirky Infrastructure Details – Building New Bridges in the Atomic Nucleus...
“We’re modernizing and creating brand new — a brand new nuclear force. And, frankly, we have to do it because others are doing it. If they stop, we’ll stop. But they’re not stopping. So if they’re not going to stop, we’re going to be so far ahead of everybody else in nuclear like you’ve never seen before.”
Feb 11, 2018
Something Old, Something New, Something Battered Black and Blue...
“Peoples lives are being shattered and destroyed by a mere allegation. Some are true and some are false. Some are old and some are new. There is no recovery for someone falsely accused - life and career are gone. Is there no such thing any longer as Due Process like Security Clearance for people handling Top Secret material?”
Feb 10, 2018
The American Dream – Fourth Pill...
“Americans are dreamers, too. Americans dream of my administration coming to an end.”
Feb 9, 2018
Lemon Verbatim Prêt-à-Porter...
“Boy, did we catch them in the act or what? You know what I’m talking about. They are very embarrassed. They never thought they were gonna get caught. We caught ’em. Hey, we caught ’em. It’s so much fun, we’re like the great sleuth.”
Feb 8, 2018
Evangelism Is Gaining Currency…
“Our currency declares ‘IN GOD WE TRUST’. I know lots and lots about God from reading our money.”
Feb 7, 2018
“In the “old days,” when good news was reported, the Stock Market would go up. Today, when good news is reported, the Stock Market goes down. Big mistake! I am asking the the Pentagon to look into ways to force the Stock Market to go up.”
Feb 6, 2018
Lemon Verbatim Can’t Shut Up...
“If we don’t change it, let's have a shutdown. We'll do a shutdown and it's worth it for our country. I'd love to see a shutdown if we don't get this stuff taken care of. If we have to shut it down because the Democrats don't want safety, and unrelated but still related, they don't want to take care of our military, then shut it down. We'll go with another shutdown."
Feb 5, 2018
Treason’s Greetings from Lemon Verbatim...
"You're up there, you've got half the room going totally crazy — wild, they loved everything, they want to do something great for our country and you have the other side — even on positive news, really positive news like that — they were like death. And un-American. Un-American. Somebody said, 'treasonous.' I mean, yeah, I guess, why not? Can we call that treason? Why not! I mean they certainly didn't seem to love our country very much."
Feb 4, 2018
The High Cost of Addiction—Third Pill...
“My administration is committed to fighting the drug epidemic and helping get treatment for those in need. One of my greatest priorities is to reduce the price of prescription drugs such as opioids and other highly addictive drugs. And prices will come down substantially. Watch."
Feb 3, 2018
My Hunt Will Go On and On...
“This memo totally vindicates ‘Trump’ in probe. This very selective, extraordinarily biased, agency-opposed memo actually disproves what we have been saying. But the Russian Witch Hunt goes on and on. Their was no Collusion and there was no Obstruction (the word now used because, after one year of looking endlessly and finding NOTHING, collusion and other obvious facts are dead). This is an American disgrace!”
Feb 2, 2018
Nunes Memo—The Rank File…
“The top Leadership and Investigators of the FBI and the Justice Department have politicized the sacred investigative process in favor of Democrats and against Republican criminals - something which would have been unthinkable just a short time ago. Rank & File are great people!”
Feb 1, 2018
Most Watched State of the Union in History—Second Pill...
“The second pill fully secures the border. That means building a wall on the Southern border. Crucially, our plan closes the terrible loopholes exploited by criminals and terrorists to enter our country – and it finally ends the dangerous practice of ‘catch and release’. Though most just overstay their visas instead of crossing the border Illegally, the WALL will mean they never even try to go home again!They are trapped in this nightmare with the rest of Americans!”