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November 13. 2018

Setting Sites on Foreign Affairs...

“The story in the New York Times concerning North Korea developing missile bases is inaccurate. We fully know about the sites being discussed, nothing new - and nothing happening out of the normal. Just Kim Jung Un’s family business. Very Normal Family Business to cheat and hide. I will be the first to let you know if things go bad!”

#LemonLaw


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November 12 · 

Spurious of the Moment...

“Exactly 100 years ago today, on November 11th, 1918, World War I came to an end. We are gathered together, at this hallowed resting place, to pay tribute to the brave Americans who gave their last breath in that mighty struggle....At the last minute, I couldn’t attend because the rain was very hard. Also couldn’t go to Arlington Cemetery today because of bone-spur PTSD.”

#LemonLaw


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November 11 · 2018

No Forest for the Wicked...

“There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments! Also, Costly vote counting in Florida Is causing hurricanes. Stop counting the votes!”

#LemonLaw


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November 10 · 2018

Going to the Matt for Acting AG...

“Well, Matt Whitaker—I don’t know Matt Whitaker. Matt Whitaker worked for Jeff Sessions, and he was always extremely highly thought of, and he still is. But I didn’t know Matt Whitaker. He will be perfect for investigating The Trump family business which I also don’t know.”

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November 9 · 2018

À La Gorey...

“Law Enforcement is looking into another big corruption scandal having to do with Election Fraud in Broward and Palm Beach. Florida voted for Rick Scott, Putin tells me. Counting the votes is unfair! Must be stopped by my Supreme Court!”

#LemonLaw


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November 8 · 2018

Security to Bar Entry—Lemon Verbatim...

“I have been fully briefed on the terrible shooting in California.”

“If they had protection inside the results would have been far better. This is a dispute that will always exist I suspect. If they had some kind of protection inside the temple, maybe it could have been a very much different situation. They didn’t. And he was able to do things that unfortunately he shouldn’t have been able to do.”

#LemonLaw


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November 7 · 2018

Losing His Top—Lemon Verbatim...

“You know what, when you have to fight – all the time fight – you really can’t do lower.”

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November 6 · 2018

Democracy at a Law Ebb...

“Law Enforcement has been strongly notified to watch closely for any ILLEGAL VOTING which may take place in Tuesday’s Election (or Early Voting). Anyone caught will be subject to the Maximum Criminal Penalties allowed by law. Barbed wire looks like it's going to be very effective, too, with soldiers standing in front of it. Thank you!”

#LemonLaw


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November 4 · 2018

Zero Interest in Economics...

“It's a far better economy now, and it's not based on zero interest anymore. The Obama economy was based on zero interest. The other economy was 'funny money.' This one is the real deal. This one we borrowed the real money from the bank like when I was a great businessman. We grew the deficit by over a hundred billion last year. We’re on target to reach a trillion by 2019!”

#LemonLaw


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November 4 · 2018

Zero Interest in Economics...

“It's a far better economy now, and it's not based on zero interest anymore. The Obama economy was based on zero interest. The other economy was 'funny money.' This one is the real deal. This one we borrowed the real money from the bank like when I was a great businessman. We grew the deficit by over a hundred billion last year. We’re on target to reach a trillion by 2019!”

#LemonLaw


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November 3 · 2018

Midterm Elections Down to the Wire—Lemon Verbatim...

“They hurt Mexican military very badly. They broke through. You saw it—It was on television. It was terrible. And, so Mexico is trying. They are trying. But we’re different. We more than try. We have our military there now on the border. And I noticed all of that beautiful barbed wire going up today. Barbed wire used properly can be a beautiful sight.”

#LemonLaw


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November 2 · 2018

Rifling the Laws—Lemon Verbatim...

“If they want to throw rocks at our military, our military fights back. We're going to consider—and I told them, consider it a rifle. When they throw rocks like they did at the Mexico military and police, I say, consider it a rifle."

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November 1, 2018

Detention Camps For All In Tents And Purposes—Lemon Verbatim…

“We’re stopping people at the border. This is an invasion...We are building massive numbers of tents and we will hold them in tents. You don’t have to release them.“

#LemonLaw