April 27 · 2019
To Hell and Gun...
“Under my Administration, we will never surrender American sovereignty to anyone. We will never allow foreign bureaucrats to trample on your Second Amendment freedoms. And that is why my Administration will never ratify the UN Arms Trade Treaty. Putin, you know, is not just anyone. And he promises to continue his support of the NRA!”
April 25 ·2019
Allowed Mouth—Lemon Verbatim...
“As has been incorrectly reported by the Fake News Media, I never told then White House Counsel Don McGahn to fire Robert Mueller, even though I had the legal right to do so. If I wanted to fire Mueller, I didn’t need McGahn to do it, I could have done it myself. Nevertheless Mueller was NOT fired and was respectfully allowed to finish his work on what I, and many others, say was an illegal investigation (there was no crime), headed by a Trump hater who was highly conflicted, and a group of 18 VERY ANGRY Democrats. DRAIN THE SWAMP.”
April 23 · 2019
“Bull” Market—Lemon Verbatim...
“You mean the Stock Market hit an all-time record high today and they’re actually talking impeachment!? Will I ever be given credit for anything by the Fake News Media or Radical Liberal Dems? NO COLLUSION!”
April 22 · 2019
Rabbit-Fire Delivery—Lemon Verbatim...
Our country has never done better and do we love our military. Our military is literally being completely rebuilt. We are completely rebuilding our military. It was very depleted as you know. A lot of the military folks can tell you. And it is being rebuilt to a level that we have never seen before—all with great product, the best product...“
April 21 · 2019
Risible Savior—Lemon Verbatim...
“Can you believe that I had to go through the worst and most corrupt political Witch Hunt in the history of the United States (No Collusion) when it was the ‘other side’ that illegally created the diversionary & criminal event and even spied on my campaign? Disgraceful!”
April 19 ·2019
NOTE COLLUSION—Lemon Verbatim...
“Statements are made about me by certain people in the Crazy Mueller Report, in itself written by 18 Angry Democrat Trump Haters, which are fabricated & totally untrue. Watch out for people that take so-called ‘notes’, when the notes never existed until needed. Because I never agreed to testify, it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the ‘Report’ about me, some of which are total bullshit & only given to make the other person look good (or me to look bad).”
Far Right as Reign—Lemon Verbatim...
“I had the right to end the whole Witch Hunt if I wanted. I could have fired everyone, including Mueller, if I wanted. I chose not to. I had the RIGHT to use Executive Privilege. I didn’t!”
April 16 · 2019
Bern Bridges—Lemon Verbatim...
“Many Trump Fans & Signs were outside of the Fox News Studio last night in the now thriving (Thank you President Trump) Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, for the interview with Crazy Bernie Sanders. Big complaints about not being let in-stuffed with Bernie supporters. What’s with Fox News?”
April 14 · 2019
A Rake’s Progress—Lemon Verbatim...
“Just out: The USA has the absolute legal right to have apprehended illegal immigrants transferred to Sanctuary Cities. We hereby demand that they be taken care of at the highest level, especially by the State of California, which is well known or its poor management & high taxes!”
April 13 · 2019
No Collusion Mueller Report—Barring Any Oversight—Lemon Verbatim...
“Why should Radical Left Democrats in Congress have a right to retry and examine the $35,000,000 (two years in the making) No Collusion Mueller Report, when the crime committed was by Crooked Hillary, the DNC and Dirty Cops? Attorney General Barr will make the decision!”
“We will bring the illegal -- I call them the illegals. They came across the border and I Illegally refuse them their right to ask for asylum. We will bring them to sanctuary city areas and let that particular area take care of it, whether it is a state or whatever it might be.”
April 12. 2019
Sans Teeth, Sans Eyes, Sans Taste, Sans Everything, Assange—Lemon Verbatim…
“I know nothing about WikiLeaks. It's not my thing and I know there is something having to do with Julian Assange. I've been seeing what's happened with Assange."
April 6 · 2019
Fraudian Analysis—Lemon Verbatim…
“So, let’s get this straight! There was No Collusion and in fact the Phony Dossier was a Con Job that was paid for by Crooked Hillary and the DNC. So the 13 Angry Democrats were investigating an event that never happened and that was in fact a made up Fraud. I just fought back. against something I knew never existed, Collusion with Russia (so ridiculous!) - No Obstruction. This Russia Hoax must never happen to another President, and Law Enforcement must find out, HOW DID IT START?”
April 5 · 2019
“If you want to climb that, it's pretty sharp up on top, too. If you want to climb that then you deserve whatever you can get, but it’s very, very hard. It’s meant anti-climb. It’s called anti-climb, so it’s a great wall and it looks, I think it looks fantastic — very see-through, so you’re able to see the other side, which is a very important element.”
April 3 · 2019
Audition for the Show—Lemon Verbatim...
“We’re under audit despite what people said and were working that out as I’m always under audit, it seems, but I’ve been under audit for many years because the numbers are big. And I guess when you have a name you’re audited, but until such time that I am not under audit I would not be inclined to do that. Thank you.”
April 1 · 2019
Profit and Ross Report—Lemon Verbatim...
“Can you believe that the Radical Left Democrats want to do our new and very important Census Report without the all important Citizenship Question. Report would be meaningless and a waste of the $Billions (ridiculous) that it costs to put together!”