April 30 · 2019

Disneying Hypes—Lemon Verbatim...

“And we’ve been, on a humane basis, it's bad. We go out and stop the separation and the problem is you have ten times as many people coming up with their families. It's like Disneyland now.”



April 29 · 2019

Putin’ It In Perspective—Lemon Verbatim...

“The Media (Fake News) is pushing Sleepy Joe hard. Funny, I’m only here because of Biden & Obama. They didn’t do the job and now you have Trump, who is getting it done - big time!”



April 28 · 2019

Hitting Stone Bottom—Lemon Verbatim...

“We forcefully condemn the evil of anti-Semitism and hate. It must be defeated. We will all get to the bottom of it. We’re going to get to the bottom of a lot of things happening in this country.”



April 27 · 2019

To Hell and Gun...

“Under my Administration, we will never surrender American sovereignty to anyone. We will never allow foreign bureaucrats to trample on your Second Amendment freedoms. And that is why my Administration will never ratify the UN Arms Trade Treaty. Putin, you know, is not just anyone. And he promises to continue his support of the NRA!”



April 26 · 2019

COO-COUP—Lemon Verbatim...

"They tried for a coup, it didn't work out so well. And I didn't need a gun for that one, did I? All was taking place at the highest levels in Washington, DC. You've been watching, you've been seeing."



April 25 ·2019

Allowed Mouth—Lemon Verbatim...

“As has been incorrectly reported by the Fake News Media, I never told then White House Counsel Don McGahn to fire Robert Mueller, even though I had the legal right to do so. If I wanted to fire Mueller, I didn’t need McGahn to do it, I could have done it myself. Nevertheless Mueller was NOT fired and was respectfully allowed to finish his work on what I, and many others, say was an illegal investigation (there was no crime), headed by a Trump hater who was highly conflicted, and a group of 18 VERY ANGRY Democrats. DRAIN THE SWAMP.”



April 24 · 2019

Individual Won—Lemon Verbatim...

“Congress has no time to legislate, they only want to continue the Witch Hunt, which I have already won. They should start looking at The Criminals who are already very well known to all. This was a Rigged System - WE WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP”



April 23 · 2019

“Bull” Market—Lemon Verbatim...

“You mean the Stock Market hit an all-time record high today and they’re actually talking impeachment!? Will I ever be given credit for anything by the Fake News Media or Radical Liberal Dems? NO COLLUSION!”


April 22 · 2019

Rabbit-Fire Delivery—Lemon Verbatim...

Our country has never done better and do we love our military. Our military is literally being completely rebuilt. We are completely rebuilding our military. It was very depleted as you know. A lot of the military folks can tell you. And it is being rebuilt to a level that we have never seen before—all with great product, the best product...“



April 21 · 2019

Risible Savior—Lemon Verbatim...

“Can you believe that I had to go through the worst and most corrupt political Witch Hunt in the history of the United States (No Collusion) when it was the ‘other side’ that illegally created the diversionary & criminal event and even spied on my campaign? Disgraceful!”



April 20 · 2019

Russia to Judgment...

“The end result of the greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. political history is No Collusion with Russia (and No Obstruction). Pretty Amazing that they never even looked at all the Russian loans!”



April 19 ·2019 

NOTE COLLUSION—Lemon Verbatim...

“Statements are made about me by certain people in the Crazy Mueller Report, in itself written by 18 Angry Democrat Trump Haters, which are fabricated & totally untrue. Watch out for people that take so-called ‘notes’, when the notes never existed until needed. Because I never agreed to testify, it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the ‘Report’ about me, some of which are total bullshit & only given to make the other person look good (or me to look bad).”



April 18.2019

Far Right as Reign—Lemon Verbatim...

“I had the right to end the whole Witch Hunt if I wanted. I could have fired everyone, including Mueller, if I wanted. I chose not to. I had the RIGHT to use Executive Privilege. I didn’t!”



April 17 · 2019

And When You’re a Barr, They Let You Do It—Lemon Verbatim...

"He's been a fantastic attorney general. He's grabbed it by the horn."



April 16 · 2019

Bern Bridges—Lemon Verbatim...

“Many Trump Fans & Signs were outside of the Fox News Studio last night in the now thriving (Thank you President Trump) Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, for the interview with Crazy Bernie Sanders. Big complaints about not being let in-stuffed with Bernie supporters. What’s with Fox New‪s?”‬



April 15 · 2019

Thanks, But No Tanks...

“So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly! Must maintain churches better. Must rake pews!”



April 14 · 2019

A Rake’s Progress—Lemon Verbatim...

“Just out: The USA has the absolute legal right to have apprehended illegal immigrants transferred to Sanctuary Cities. We hereby demand that they be taken care of at the highest level, especially by the State of California, which is well known or its poor management & high taxes!”



April 13 · 2019

No Collusion Mueller Report—Barring Any Oversight—Lemon Verbatim...

“Why should Radical Left Democrats in Congress have a right to retry and examine the $35,000,000 (two years in the making) No Collusion Mueller Report, when the crime committed was by Crooked Hillary, the DNC and Dirty Cops? Attorney General Barr will make the decision!”



April 12.2019

Ill Eagles...

“We will bring the illegal -- I call them the illegals. They came across the border and I Illegally refuse them their right to ask for asylum. We will bring them to sanctuary city areas and let that particular area take care of it, whether it is a state or whatever it might be.”



April 12. 2019

Sans Teeth, Sans Eyes, Sans Taste, Sans Everything, Assange—Lemon Verbatim…

“I know nothing about WikiLeaks. It's not my thing and I know there is something having to do with Julian Assange. I've been seeing what's happened with Assange." 



April 10 · 2019

The Audity of Nope—Lemon Verbatim...

“There is no law, as you know, I got elected last time with the same issue and while I'm under audit, I won't do it. If I'm not under audit, I would do it, I have no problem with it, but while I'm under audit, I would not give my taxes."



April 9 · 2019

The POWs That Be...

“On National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day, we honor the Americans captured and imprisoned by foreign powers while carrying out their duties to defend this great Nation. I prefer people who aren’t captured, but unfortunately, Putin still owns me.”



April 8 · 2019

Hard to Apprehend...

“Mexico must apprehend all illegals and not let them make the long march up to the United States, or we will have no other choice than to Close the Border and/or institute Tariffs. Our Country is FULL of illegals at the top of government!”



April 7 · 2019

Occupational Hazard @IsRealDonaldTrump—Lemon Verbatim...

“I said ‘Fellas do me a favor. Give me a little history, quick, I want to go fast, I gotta lotta things I'm working on. China, North Korea. Give me a quickie.’”



April 6 · 2019

Fraudian Analysis—Lemon Verbatim…

“So, let’s get this straight! There was No Collusion and in fact the Phony Dossier was a Con Job that was paid for by Crooked Hillary and the DNC. So the 13 Angry Democrats were investigating an event that never happened and that was in fact a made up Fraud. I just fought back. against something I knew never existed, Collusion with Russia (so ridiculous!) - No Obstruction. This Russia Hoax must never happen to another President, and Law Enforcement must find out, HOW DID IT START?”



April 5 · 2019

Anti-Climbatic—Lemon Verbatim...

“If you want to climb that, it's pretty sharp up on top, too. If you want to climb that then you deserve whatever you can get, but it’s very, very hard. It’s meant anti-climb. It’s called anti-climb, so it’s a great wall and it looks, I think it looks fantastic — very see-through, so you’re able to see the other side, which is a very important element.”



April 4 · 2019

Man of Mar-a-La Mancha—Lemon Verbatim...

“If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75% in value. And they say the noise causes cancer.”




April 3 · 2019

Audition for the Show—Lemon Verbatim...

“We’re under audit despite what people said and were working that out as I’m always under audit, it seems, but I’ve been under audit for many years because the numbers are big. And I guess when you have a name you’re audited, but until such time that I am not under audit I would not be inclined to do that. Thank you.”



April 2
 · 2019

Re-Oranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic—Lemon Verbatim...

“Take a look at the Oranges, the Oranges of the investigation.”



April 1 · 2019

Profit and Ross Report—Lemon Verbatim...

“Can you believe that the Radical Left Democrats want to do our new and very important Census Report without the all important Citizenship Question. Report would be meaningless and a waste of the $Billions (ridiculous) that it costs to put together!”