August 31, 2018

Beats Me—Lemon Verbatim...

“I actually asked them, I said, did they do polling when Honest Abe Lincoln was around? You know what? Nobody's been able to give me that answer, but I'm assuming they did, OK? So we can say we're beating Honest Abe." 



August 30, 2018


Whoa, Nelly...

“Wow, Nellie Ohr, Bruce Ohr’s wife, is a Russia expert who is fluent in Russian. She worked for Fusion GPS where she was paid a lot. Collusion! Bruce was a boss at the Department of Justice and is, unbelievably, still there when I have been able to get rid of all the other DOJ leaders who had witnessed the Russian attack on our elections!”



August 29, 2018


Trial Balloon by Fire...

“White House Counsel Don McGahn will be leaving his position in the fall, shortly after the confirmation (hopefully) of Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court. I have worked with Don for a long time and truly appreciate his service! People said I shouldn’t fire McGahn before the Kavanaugh vote—too controversial, so I will do it afterwards.”



August, 28, 2018


All A Bot Himself...

“Google search results for ‘Trump News’ shows only the viewing/reporting of Fake New Media. Unfair based on popularity and authenticity. In other words, they have it RIGGED, for me & others, so that almost all stories & news is BAD and actually the news. Republican/Conservative & Russian Media is shut out. Illegal? 96% of results on ‘Trump News’ are from National Left-Wing Media, very dangerous. I only learned about this from FOXNews who reported on a blog by Pajama Media who figured this out by Googling ‘Trump News’ and looking at the results!”



August 27. 2018

Putting Nothing on the Line—Lemon Verbatim...

“And I believe the President is on the phone. Enrique? You can hook him up. Tell me when. How are you? It's a big thing. A lot of people waiting. Hello? Do you want to put that on this phone, please? Hello? Be helpful."



August 26, 2018


Putting Aside Differences—Generally Speaking...

“My deepest sympathies and respect go out to the family of Senator John McCain. Our hearts and prayers are with you! And also, Kelly rote this.”



August 25, 2018


Pompeo and Circumstance...

“I have asked Secretary of State Mike Pompeo not to go to North Korea, at this time, because I feel we are not making sufficient progress with respect to the denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. In the meantime I would like to send my warmest regards and respect to Chairman Kim. I look forward to seeing him soon! He even promised asylum to Don Junior so he doesn’t flip on me, too!”



August 24, 2018

In a Crash by Himself—Lemon Verbatim...

“If I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash. I think everybody would be very poor. Because without this thinking you would see – you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe in reverse.”



August 23, 2018

Statue of Limitations—Lemon Verbatim...

“I’ve known all about flipping—for 30 or 40 years I’ve been watching flippers...It’s called flipping and it almost ought to be illegal ... they go from 10 years to they're a national hero. They have a statue erected in their honor. It's not a fair thing."



August 22, 2018


Cohen Down the Road Feeling Bad...

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen! He did a very bad job with my non-disclosure agreements. However, if you’re looking for someone to make playoffs for illicit affairs in violation of campaign finance laws, He’s your man!”



August 21, 2018


Wave Bye-Bye...

“A Blue Wave means Soft on My Crimes and Open Borders. A Red Wave means a HUGE CRIME WAVE from the White House like never before!”




August 20, 2018

B Best—Lemon Verbatim...

“The extremists who attack ICE and CBC like to portray themselves as champions of social justice. They are not."



August 19, 2018


Read Scare—Lemon Verbatim...

“Study the late Joseph McCarthy, because we are now in period with Mueller and his gang that make Joseph McCarthy look like a baby! Rigged Witch Hunt!”



August 18, 2018


My Stakes Are High...

“Has anyone looked at the mistakes that John Brennan made while serving as CIA Director? He will go down as easily the WORST in history & since getting out, he has become nothing less than a loudmouth, partisan, political hack, always siding with the US over Russia. He cannot be trusted with the secrets of Russia throwing me the election!”



August 17, 2918

The Parader and the Parody...

“The local politicians who run Washington, D.C. (poorly) know a windfall when they see it. When asked to give us a price for holding a great celebratory military parade, they wanted a number so ridiculously high that I cancelled it. Never let someone hold you up! I will instead attend the big parade already scheduled at Andrews Air Force Base & invite myself to the Paris parade. Maybe we will do something next year in D.C. when the cost comes WAY DOWN—We will have a BIG BEAUTIFUL PARADE and DC will pay for it! Now we can buy some more jet fighters.”



August 16, 2018


WE ARE WINCING!—Lemon Verbatim...




August 15, 2018


Hoax Springs Eternal...

“The Rigged Russian Witch Hunt goes on and on as the ‘originators and founders’ of this scam continue to be fired and demoted for their corrupt and illegal activity. We fired Michael Flynn, Reince Priebus, Steve Bannon, Tom Price, Rob Porter, Rex Tillerson, Scott Pruitt and the lovely Omarosa. All credibility is gone from this terrible Hoax, and much more will be lost as it proceeds. No Collusion!”



August 14, 2018

Strzok Down by Influenceza...

“Fired FBI Agent Peter Strzok is a fraud, as is the rigged investigation he started. There was no Collusion or Obstruction with Russia, and everybody, including the Democrats, know it. The only Collusion and Obstruction was by Crooked Hillary, the Democrats and the DNC who worked with Putin to throw me the election and expose all my corruption and incompetence while she relaxes!”



August 13, 2018


Firing on All Four Seasons—Lemon Verbatim...

“Wacky Omarosa, who got fired 3 times on the Apprentice, now got fired for the last time. She never made it, never will. She begged me for a job, tears in her eyes, I said Ok. People in the White House hated her. She was vicious, but not smart. I would rarely see her but heard really bad things. Nasty to people & would constantly miss meetings & work. When Gen. Kelly came on board he told me she was a loser & nothing but problems. I told him to try working it out, if possible, because she only said GREAT things about me - until she got fired!”



August 12, 2018


Golf War—Operation Deserter Storm (Lemon Verbatim)...

“I have never seen anything so Rigged in my life. Our A.G. is scared stiff and Missing in Action. It is all starting to be revealed - not pretty. IG Report soon? Witch Hunt!”



August 11, 2018

Building Apprehension...

“Now I’m pushing for prison reform to give people who have paid their debt to society a second chance. I will never stop fighting for ALL Americans especially Don Jr.!”



August 10, 2018

Can’t Believe Dis Story’s Gettin’ Dis Traction...

“The NFL players are at it again - taking a knee when they should be standing proudly for the National Anthem. Numerous players, from different teams, wanted to show their ‘outrage’ at something that most of them are unable to define. How do you define Racism when it infiltrates every part of America? Be happy, be cool! A football game, that fans are paying soooo much money to watch and enjoy, is no place to protest. Find another way to protest. Go back to the Ghetto and protest there! Too distracting to protest at football games when I’m trying to get soooo much work done. Stand proudly for your National Anthem or be Suspended Without Pay!”



August 9, 2018


Feel the Farce—Lemon Verbatim...

“This is an illegally brought Rigged Witch Hunt run by people who are totally corrupt and/or conflicted. It was started and paid for by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats. Phony Dossier, FISA disgrace and so many lying and dishonest people already fired. 17 Angry Dems? Stay tuned!—Space Force all the way!”



August 8, 2018


Lemon Verbatim Chums Up His Party....

“As long as I campaign and/or support Senate and House candidates (within reason), they will win! I LOVE the people, & they certainly seem to like the job I’m doing. If I find the time, in between China, Iran, the Economy and much more, which I must, we will have a giant Red Wave!”



August 7, 2018

Bad Environmental Loss—Lemon Verbatim...

“California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amounts of readily available water to be properly utilized. It is being diverted into the Pacific Ocean. Must also tree clear to stop fire from spreading!...Governor Jerry Brown must allow the Free Flow of the vast amounts of water coming from the North and foolishly being diverted into the Pacific Ocean. Can be used for fires, farming and everything else. Think of California with plenty of Water - Nice! Fast Federal govt. approvals.”



August 6, 1018


Don and Done—Lemon Verbatim...

“Fake News reporting, a complete fabrication, that I am concerned about the meeting my wonderful son, Donald, had in Trump Tower. This was a meeting to get information on an opponent, totally legal and done all the time in politics - and it went nowhere. I did not know about it!“



August 5,2018

De Spot-on Analysis of Lemon Verbatim...

“The Fake News hates me saying that they are the Enemy of the People only because they know it’s TRUE. I am providing a great service by explaining this to the American People. They purposely cause great division & distrust. They can also cause War! They are very dangerous & sick!”



August 4.2018

Steeling Himself for the Truth...

“Tariffs have had a tremendous positive impact on our Steel Industry. Plants are opening all over the U.S.. You can’t see them because they are making stealth steel. This is steel they use to make the F-35. This is an incredible plane. It's stealth—you can't see it. So when I talk to even people from the other side, they're trying to order our plane. They like the fact that you can't see it. I said, ‘How would it do in battle with your plane?’ They say, ‘Well we have one problem—we can't see your plane.’ That's a big problem. Stealth, super stealth. The best in the world. We make the best military equipment in the world. Also, remember this: jobs. Steelworkers are working again, and big dollars are flowing into our Treasury. Other countries use Tariffs against, but when we use them, foolish people scream!”




August 3.2018

The Father, Son, and the Goalie Hoax—Lemon Verbatim...

“In Helsinki, I had a great meeting with Putin. We discussed everything. We got along really well. By the way, that’s a good thing, not a bad thing. That’s a really good thing. Now, we are being hindered by the Russian hoax. It’s a hoax, okay?”



August 2.2018


Remains to Be Seen...

“Thank you to Chairman Kim Jong Un for keeping your word & starting the process of sending home the remains of our great and beloved missing fallen! I am not at all surprised that you took this kind action. You told me you keep lots and lots of human remains of people you have exterminated in your beautiful palaces. I know it is hard for you to part with some of your collection. Also, thank you for your nice letter - l look forward to seeing you soon! XOXO!”



August 1.2018

Over-Stain Your Welcome...

“This is a terrible situation and Attorney General Jeff Sessions should stop this Rigged Witch Hunt right now, before it continues to stain our country any further with my over-the-top obstruction. Bob Mueller is totally conflicted—he once thought for my country club dues were too much—and his 17 Angry Democrats that are doing his dirty work digging up facts—a disgrace to USA!”