May 31.2018


Servile Much?...

The corrupt Mainstream Media is working overtime not to mention the infiltration of people, Spies (Informants (Thousands (Little Russian bots (Matryoshka dolls)))), into my campaign! Surveillance much?



May 30.2018


Setting the Barr Low...

“Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that ‘ABC does not tolerate comments like those’ made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about my continual racism and habitual lies. Maybe I just didn’t get it. Maybe Melania got it. She’s looking at us right there. Right there in the window.”



May 29.2018


Sorry, Pardon Me…

Sorry, I’ve got to start focusing my energy on North Korea Nuclear, bad Trade Deals, VA Choice, the Economy, rebuilding the Military, and so much more, and not on the Rigged Russia Witch Hunt that should be investigating Clinton/Russia/FBI/Justice/Obama/Comey/Lynch/Alien Abduction/Cruz Father/JFK/Precious Bodily Fluids etc.



May 28.2018


Happy Me Morale Day...

“Happy Memorial Day! Those who died for our great country would be very happy and proud at how well our country is doing today. (But they’re not, because they’re dead.) Best economy for the rich and powerful in decades, lowest unemployment numbers for Blacks and Hispanics EVER (& women in 18years) without an increase in wages, rebuilding our Military so we can go to war without needing to and so much more corruption than ever before. Nice!”



May 27.2018


Lost Hope...

“Who’s going to give back the young and beautiful lives (and others) that have been devastated and destroyed by the phony Russia Collusion Witch Hunt? They journeyed down to Washington, D.C., with stars in their eyes and wanting to help our nation...They went back home in tatters! Put pressure on the Democrats to end the horrible laws and security clearances that separates these children from the Swamp once they cross the Border into the Capitol!”



May 26.2018


All O’ Dem....

“This whole Russia Probe is Rigged. Just an excuse as to why the Dems and Crooked Hillary lost the Election and States that haven’t been lost in decades. 13 Angry Democrats, and all Dems if you include the people who worked for Obama for 8 years. Nobody will work for me for that long. Most people won’t work for me for more than a year.”



May 25.2018


The Spy Who Cohen in from the Cold...

“The Democrats are now alluding to the the concept that having an Informant placed in an opposing party’s campaign is different than having a Spy, as illegal as that may be. But what about an ‘Informant’ who is paid a fortune and who ‘sets up’ meetings with Russians to build my Hotel in Moscow during my campaign and it falls through anyway?” 



May 24.2018

A Dear Jong Letter...

His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
Chairman of the State Affairs Commission
of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Dear Most Excellent Dictator,

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit for which I was to be awarded the Nobel Prize and I already made Commemorative Coins. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. Totally Irrelevant! I was very much looking forward to being there with you because you are such a good dictator. 

Sadly, Because you made fun of my vice president for being such a loser, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Very long-planned! I don’t like the name-calling! Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that we really need ‘Alone Time’. You talk about nuclear capabilities, but our button is much, much bigger than yours and Bolton is a really big psychopath. I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, but ultimately, you really hurt my feelings. Some day, I hope we can still be friends. If you change my mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write, even if you just want to chat.

Sincerely yours,
Donald J. Trump
The Wicked Witch of the West



May 23.2018


The Spy’s the Limit...

“...Follow the money! The spy was there early in the campaign and yet never reported Collusion with Russia, because the spy WAS Russian!”



May 22.2018


Easy Appeasey...

“Trade wars are good and easy to win. President Xi of China, and I, are working together to give massive Chinese phone company, ZTE, a way to get back into business, fast. Too many jobs in China lost. Commerce Department has been instructed to get it done now that China has committed $500 million for my theme park in Indonesia. Big Concession!”



May 21.2018


The Porous Will Always Be with You...

“China must continue to be strong & tight on the Border of North Korea until a deal is made. The word is that recently the Border has become much more porous and more has been filtering in. China should build a wall along their southern border and get North Korea to pay for it. I want this to happen, and North Korea to be VERY successful, but only after signing!”



May 20.2018


Working for De Man...

“I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, that the Department of Justice look into whether or not the FBI/DOJ infiltrated or surveilled the Trump Campaign for Political Purposes - and if any such demands or requests were made by people within the Obama Administration! We need to know whether Obama had my ‘Wires Tapped’. We call it sometimes ‘Toppy Tap’.”


May 19.2018


“Reports are there was indeed at least one FBI representative implanted, for political purposes, into my campaign for president. It took place very early on, and long before the phony Russia Hoax became a ‘hot’ Fake News story. Also, Alien Probe implanted in my brain long before I considered running. Alien Implant made me have sex with Porn Star and Playboy Bunny and then run for President. If true - all time biggest political scandal!”



May 18.2018


“Reports are there was indeed at least one FBI representative implanted, for political purposes, into my campaign for president. It took place very early on, and long before the phony Russia Hoax became a ‘hot’ Fake News story. Also, Alien Probe implanted in my brain long before I considered running. Alien Implant made me have sex with Porn Star and Playboy Bunny and then run for President. If true - all time biggest political scandal!”



May 17.2018



“Gina Haspel is one step closer to leading our brave men and women at the CIA. She is exceptionally qualified and the Senate should confirm her immediately. We need her to keep our great country safe from the animals coming in!”



May 16.2018


Lemon Verbatim Pall Numbers...

“Can you believe that with all of the made up, unsourced stories I get from the Fake News Media, together with the $10,000,000 Russian Witch Hunt (there is no Collusion), I now have my best Poll Numbers in a year. Much of the Media may be corrupt, but the People truly get it!”



May 15.2018


Traitor Wars...

“The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible which I am totally capable of doing on my own. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are! We will stop them so that I will be the only one getting credit for being a traitor.”



May 14.2018

The Terror of His Ways...

“So sad to see the Terror Attack in Paris. At some point countries will have to open their eyes & see what is really going on. This kind of sickness & hatred is not compatible with a loving, peaceful, & successful country! Changes to our thought process on terror must be made. Countries need to limit their ties with the United States.”



May 13.2018

America’s Stench... 

"America's strength has come from the love and courage and devotion of our mothers. Through their grit, determination and incredible spirit, they pioneered the West and settled the frontier. New immigrants will need the same incredible spirit as we separate mothers from their children when they try to cross the boarder into our country.”



May 12.2018


Waffling on Parkland Promise...

“Never believe that your Second Amendment is not under siege. Don’t let the Democrats win! They will take away your guns—just like that guy did in the waffle-house with his bare hands.”



May 11.2018

Fat Man—Little Boy...

"You remember everybody in the fake news, when they were saying he's going to get us into a nuclear war? And you know what gets you into nuclear wars, and you know what gets you into other wars? Weakness. Many, many of our nuclear wars in the US and in the world have come from Weakness.”



May 10.2018


Errs of Trusts and States...

“North Korea, where relationships and trust are building. They are building so much, they are going to explode! They are going to go bankrupt. I blew up our Iran deal. I can blow up North Korea, too!”



May 9.2018

The Chief Takeaway...

“The Fake News is working overtime. Just reported that, despite the tremendous success we are having with the economy & all things else, 91% of the Network News about me is negative (Fake). Why does the media work so hard when we are so corrupt? Take away credentials to be President(Fake)? “


May 8.2018


Lordy, We Hope for His Conviction...

“Over the past few months, we have engaged extensively with our allies and partners around the world, including France, Germany, and the United Kingdom. They all begged me to not pull out. We are unified in our understanding of the threat of my Unilateral Recklessness and in our Conviction that Iran must never acquire a nuclear weapon. After these consultations, it is clear to me that we cannot prevent an Iranian nuclear bomb under the decaying and rotten structure of my administration.”



May 7.2018


Drown by Law...

“My highly respected nominee for CIA Director, Gina Haspel, has come under fire because she was too tough on Terrorists. Think of that, in these very dangerous times, we have the most qualified person, a woman, who Democrats want OUT because she is too tough on terror. Win Gina! They will never get the information out of you.”



May 6.2018


Manafort Destiny...

“Now, Paul Manafort’s a nice guy, but you know, he worked for me for a very short period of time—literally, for like, what? A couple of months? Little period of time. Then what happens? He worked for Ronald Reagan. He worked for Bob Dole. They worked, I think, as a firm, for John McCain. They worked for others. Does anybody say that? No. The others were dictators like Ferdinand Marcos and Mobutu Sese Seko. And then there was Viktor Yanukovych who had to flee Ukraine to the Evil Empire. Reagan used to call it that, the Evil Empire. Remember? No?”



May 5.2018


Lemon Verbatim and His Rudy Awakening...

“And virtually everything said has been said incorrectly, and it’s been said wrong, or it’s been covered wrong by the press...it’s actually It’s actually very simple. But there has been a lot of misinformation, really. People wanting to say — and I say, you know what, learn before you speak. It’s a lot easier.”



May 4.2018


A Rudy Complexion...

“But he is a great guy. He knows it’s a witch hunt. That’s what he knows. He’s seen a lot of them. And he said he’s never seen anything so horrible. And he was there at 9-11. As an example, 33,000 emails requested by Congress with a subpoena, and they get burned, they get deleted. And nobody says anything. Worse than 9-11. Give me a break.”



May 3.2018


Attorney Point...

“Mr. Cohen, an attorney with a tiny, tiny little fraction—received a monthly retainer, not from the campaign and having nothing to do with the campaign (NO COLLUSION), from which he entered into, through reimbursement, a private contract between two parties (and a little intimidation)(known as a thug). These agreements are very common among celebrities and Presidential Campaigns where I have slept with many, many women. The agreement was used to stop the false and extortionist accusations by extorting Ms. Peggy Peterson (Clifford) (Daniels) to take the payoff to conceal the FAKE sex she had with me, which I, alone, enjoyed.”



May 2.2018

No Question About It...

“So disgraceful that the questions concerning the Russian Witch Hunt —that my lawyer wrote up—were ‘leaked’ to the media. No questions on Collusion. Oh, I see...you have a made up, phony crime, Collusion, that never existed. The real crime is 18 USC 371 Conspiracy Against the United States. Nice!”



May 1.2018


Losing His Patients...

“Doctor-patient privilege is now a thing of the past. I have many (too many!) doctors and they are probably wondering when their offices, and even homes, are going to be raided with everything, including my Files and Prescriptions, taken. All doctors are deflated and concerned!”