March 31 · 2019
“Everybody is asking how the phony and fraudulent investigation of the ‘No Collusion, No Obstruction Trump’ campaign began. We need to know for future generations to understand. We need a real investigation into how I was already compromised! This Hoax should never be allowed to happen to another President or Administration again!”
March 29 · 2019
Hitting Closed to Home—Lemon Verbatim...
“They have to grab it and they have to stop it. We have right now two big caravans coming up from Guatemala. Massive caravans walking right through Mexico. If they don't stop them, we're closing the border. We'll close it. And we'll keep it closed, I'm not playing games. Mexico has to stop it."
March 26 · 2019
Making the Boast of It....
“The Mueller report was great. It could not have been better. It said no obstruction, no collusion. It could not have been better. It said my inauguration crowd was the biggest in the world, I’m getting the Nobel prize, and the wall is almost finished! “
March 25, 2019
His Bother’s Keeper...
“It’s up to the attorney general, but it wouldn’t bother me at all. I think he will probably release the report after the routine audit of my taxes is done.”
March 21 · 2019
A Bone Spur to Pick—Lemon Verbatim...
"I endorsed him at his request, and I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as President I had to approve. I don't care about this. I didn't get thank you. That's OK. We sent him on the way. But I wasn't a fan of John McCain."
March 18 · 2019
A Bald Win—Lemon Verbatim...
“It’s truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all of their time knocking the same person (me), over & over, without so much of a mention of ‘the other side.’ Like an advertisement without consequences. Same with Late Night Shows. Should Federal Election Commission and/or FCC look into this? There must be Collusion with the Democrats and, of course, Russia! Such one sided media coverage, most of it Fake News. Hard to believe I won and am winning.”
March 17 · 2019
Report of Entry...
“Report: Christopher Steele backed up his Democrat & Crooked Hillary paid for Fake & Unverified Dossier with information he got from ‘send in watchers’ of low ratings CNN. This is the info that got us the Witch Hunt! Putin’s real and verified Dossier on me is much more credible!”
March 16 · 2019
“So, if there was knowingly & acknowledged to be ‘zero’ crime when the Special Counsel was appointed, and if the appointment was made based on the Fake Dossier (paid for by Crooked Hillary) and now disgraced Andrew McCabe (he & all stated no crime), And if there was no collusion with Russia because I already owed them lots and lots of money and I was already compromised and I didn’t really want to be president, But it was the only way for me to pay them back and I had no choice, then I should never have been president and the Special Counsel should never have been appointed and there should be no Mueller Report. THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A PRESIDENT AGAIN!”
March 13 · 2019
What Goes Around—Cuomo’s Around...
“New York State and its Governor, Andrew Cuomo, are now proud members of the group of PRESIDENTIAL HARASSERS. You know, they’re automatically attracted to CRIMINAL — they just start kissing. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. They don’t even wait. And when they’re the LAW, they let them do it, they can do anything … grab you by the POSSE. They can do anything. No wonder people are Pleading Guilty in record numbers. The Witch Hunt continues!”
March 11 · 2019
Cooked Up—Lemon Verbatim…
“At a recent round table meeting of
business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!”
March 10 · 2019
Wall for Naught Job—Lemon Verbatim...
“Wacky Nut Job Ann Coulter, who still hasn’t figured out that, despite all odds and an entire Democrat Party of Far Left Radicals against me (not to mention certain Republicans who are sadly unwilling to fight), I am winning on the Border. Major sections of Wall are being built and renovated, with MUCH MORE to follow shortly. Tens of thousands of illegals are being apprehended (captured) at the Border and NOT allowed into our Country. With another President, millions would be pouring in. I am stopping an invasion as the Wall gets built.”
March 9 · 2019
Casting a Paul Over Him—Lemon Verbatim...
“Both the Judge and the lawyer in the Paul Manafort case stated loudly and for the world to hear that there was NO COLLUSION with Russia. But the Witch Hunt Hoax continues as you now add these statements to House & Senate Intelligence & Senator Burr. So bad for our Country!”
March 5 · 2019
Crimey a River…
“The greatest overreach in the history of our Country. The Dems are obstructing justice and will not get anything done. A big, fat, fishing expedition desperately in search of a crime, when in fact the real crime is that I was never convicted under RICO before I ran for president.”
March 4 · 2019
Walk of Shame—Lemon Verbatim...
“For the Democrats to interview in open hearings a convicted liar & fraudster, at the same time as the very important Nuclear Summit with North Korea, is perhaps a new low in American politics and may have contributed to the ‘walk.’ Never done when a president is overseas. Shame!”
March 3 · 2019
Crowd Pleader—Lemon Verbatim...
“It was raining. And it was wet, and the grass was wet. And women and men, and I consider them totally equal so I’m not going to say it’s harder—in fact it’s probably, with the men I know, it’s actually easier for the women to make the walk. But they had to walk all the way down. They had to walk in high heels in many cases. They had to walk all the way down to the Washington Monument and then back. And I looked and I made a speech, and I said, before I got on, I said to the people that were sitting next to me, ‘I’ve never seen anything like this. Look at that crowd.’ And it was wide! Wide! We had a crowd—I’ve never seen a thing like it. And I have to live—I have to live with ‘crowd size.’ It is all a phony deal, folks. But I saw a picture just the other night of practically no people. It was taken hours before our great day. That was a great day for us. That was a great, great day. People came from all over. People came from all over. So, ‘Sir, it doesn’t matter. Nobody cares.’ I said, ‘But I care. And people care. People care.”
March 2 · 2019
“So everybody is having a good time, I’m laughing, we’re all having fun. Then that fake CNN and others say, ‘He asked Russia to go get the emails.’ Horrible. When Putin started trying to hack her emails the next day, he also thought it was a joke— nobody thought I could be president”
March 1 · 2019
Word of Horror—Lemon Verbatim...
“He felt very badly. He knew the case very well, but he knew it later. And, you know, you got a lot of people — big country, lot of people. And in those prisons and those camps, you have a lot of people. And some really bad things happened to Otto. Some really, really bad things. But he tells me that he didn’t know about it and I will take him at his word.”