January 31 · 2019

A Wall Is AWOL—Lemon Verbatim...

“Large sections of WALL have already been built with much more either under construction or ready to go. Renovation of existing WALLS is also a very big part of the plan to finally, after many decades, properly Secure Our Border. The Wall is getting done one way or the other! Lets just call them WALLS from now on and stop playing political games! A WALL is a WALL!”



January 30 · 2019

I Ran on Anti-Intelligence and Won—Lemon Verbatim...

“The Intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive when it comes to the dangers of Iran. They are wrong!“



January 29 · 2019

Mindchill—Lemon Verbatim...

“In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!”



January 28 · 2019

Steel Yourself...

“Tariffs on the ‘dumping’ of Steel in the United States have totally revived our Steel Industry. New and expanded plants are happening all over the U.S. We have not only saved this important industry, but created many jobs for automation. Also, bots are very good for winning elections!”



January 27 · 2019

A Stone Throw Away...

“Roger Stone didn’t even work for me anywhere near the Election! He was off working for the Russians with Manafort!”



January 26. 2019

It’s Off to the Racists!—Lemon Verbatim...

“I wish people would read or listen to my words on the Border Wall. This was in no way a concession. It was taking care of millions of people who were getting badly hurt by the Shutdown with the understanding that in 21 days, if no deal is done, it’s off to the races!”



January 25 · 2019

When Wall Is Sad and Don, Too—Lemon Verbatim...

“We’ll work with the Democrats and negotiate and if we can't do that, then we'll do a -- obviously we'll do the emergency because that's what it is. It's a national emergency."



January 24 · 2019

In the Long Un...

“The Fake News Media loves saying ‘so little happened at my first summit with Kim Jong Un.’ Wrong! After 40 years of doing nothing with North Korea but being taken to the cleaners, & with a major war ready to start, in a short 15 months, relationships built, hostages taken with our own Federal Government so we can demand a wall to protect us from our real enemy—My Own Domestic Help at Mar-A-Lago!”



January 23 · 2019

Trumpy Dumpy—Lemon Verbatim...

“BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray!”



January 22 · 2019

Tunnel Vision-Lemon Verbatim...

“Without a Wall our Country can never have Border or National Security. With a powerful Wall or Steel Barrier, Crime Rates (and Drugs) will go substantially down all over the U.S. The Dems know this but want to play political games. Must finally be done correctly. No Cave!”



January 21 · 2019

Snow Job...

“Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is that I shut down—shut down the EPA. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now instead of Catastrophic Climate Disaster with the Arctic and Greenland melting and ocean temperatures going up and up!”


January 20 · 2019

Billed Castles in the Air—Lemon Verbatim...

“Don’t forget, we are building and renovating big sections of Wall right now. Moving quickly, and will cost far less than previous politicians thought possible. Building, after all, is what I do best, even when money is not readily available!”



January 19 · 2019

Like a Wall in the Head...

“Mexico is doing NOTHING to stop the Caravan which is now fully formed and heading to the United States. We stopped the last two - many are still in Mexico but can’t get through our Wall, but it takes a lot of Border Agents if there is no Wall. Not easy to make sense of what I’m saying!”



January 18 · 2019

Crisis on the Suborn Border—Lemon Verbatim...

“Another big Caravan heading our way. Very hard to stop without a Wall!”



January 17 · 2019

VERY Impotent—Lemon Verbatim...

“Democrats have illegitimately ‘disinvited’ me from making my scheduled and VERY important State of the Union Address, Americans DEMAND the truth, so we need to make a CLEAR STATEMENT and raise $1,OOO,OOO by Midnight TONIGHT to show your support for Border Security (the REAL security concern).”



January 16 · 2019

Wall By Himself...

“There are now 77 major or significant Walls built around the world, with 45 countries planning or building Walls. Over 800 miles of Walls have been built in Europe since only 2015. They have all been recognized as close to 100% successful. Stop the crime of our White House Boarder!”



January 15.2019

Hoax Is the Thing with Feathers—Lemon Verbatim....

“Not only did I never work for Russia, I think it's a disgrace that you even asked that question because it's a whole big fat hoax."



January 14 · 2019

Appease of Work—Lemon Verbatim...

“I think it’s the most insulting thing I’ve ever been asked. I think it’s the most insulting article I’ve ever had written. And if you read the article, you’d see that they found absolutely nothing.”



January 13 · 2019

Con Sequence...

“I just watched a Fake reporter from the Amazon Washington Post say the White House is ‘chaotic, there does not seem to be a strategy for this Shutdown. There is no plan,’ The Fakes always like talking Chaos, there is NONE. In fact, there’s almost nobody in the W.H. but me, and I do have a plan on the Shutdown. But to understand that plan you would have to understand the fact that I won the election, and so I am waiting for Putin to tell me what to do. Elections have consequences!”



January 12 · 2019

Impeach—Lemon Verbatim...

“They can name it whatever. They can name it 'peaches.' I don't care what they name it. But we need money for that barrier."



January 11 · 2019

Mid-Evil—Lemon Verbatim…

“Do you know what works? A wheel. And a wall. They call it a medieval thing.

“Well, you know, I’m looking at all these very expensive cars all over here loaded up with machine guns and every single one of them has wheels. A wheel is an old thing. There are two things that they work. A wall would be so effective. It would solve so many killings and so much death and drugs and human trafficking. Where they tape up women on their face. They tape them up and put them in the back of a car or a van and they drive right through our border.”



January 10 · 2019

Driving Us Up the Wall—Lemon Verbatim…

“They drive. They just go where there’s no security, where you don’t even know the difference between Mexico and the United States. There’s no line of demarcation. They just go out and where there’s no fencing, or walls or any kind, they just make a left into the United States and they come in and they have women tied up. They have tape over their mouths, electrical tape, usually blue tape, as they call it. It’s powerful stuff. Not good. And they have three, four, five of them in vans...”



January 9 · 2019

Doo-Doo Economics—Lemon Verbatim...

“I have the absolute right to do national emergency if I want.” 



January 8 · 2019

Call It Curtains—Lemon Verbatim...

“This is just common sense. The border wall would very quickly pay for itself.”



January 7 · 2019

All Networks to Err His Address—Lemon Verbatim...

“I am pleased to inform you that I will Address the Nation on the Humanitarian and National Security crisis on our Southern Border.“



January 6 · 2019

United States of Emergency—Lemon Verbatim...

"Absolutely, we can call a national emergency because of the security of our country. I haven't done it. I may do it. We can call a national emergency and build it very quickly."



January 5 · 2019

Dibs on Drapes—Lemon Verbatim...

“We won't be doing pieces. We won't be doing it in drips and drabs."



January 4 · 2019


“As I have stated many times, if the Democrats take over the House or Senate, there will be disruption to the Financial Markets. We won the Senate, they won the House. Things will settle down. They only want to impeach me because they know they can’t win in 2020, too much success working with Putin!”



January 3 · 2019

General Spurious Command—Lemon Verbatim...

“I think I would have been a good general, but who knows?”



January 2 · 2019

Shut Up in the Big House—Lemon Verbatim...

“I was here on Christmas evening, I was all by myself in the White House. That's a big, big house, except for all the guys out on the lawn with machine guns. I was waving to them. I never saw so many guys with machine guns in my life.

“Secret Service and military, these are great people. They don’t play games. They don’t like wave. They don’t even smile. But I was there all alone with the machine gunners. I felt very safe. I have to tell you. Great people. There’s a lot of them. But I was hoping that maybe somebody would come back and negotiate.”



January 1 · 2019

Rider to the Deal—Lemon Verbatim...