May 22 · 2019

A Ripe Old Rage—Lemon Verbatim...

“I was extremely calm yesterday with my meeting with Pelosi and Schumer, knowing that they would say I was raging, which they always do, along with their partner, the Fake News Media. Well, so many stories about the meeting use the Rage narrative anyway - Fake & Corrupt Press!”



May 22· 2019
Don’t Judge a Crook by Its Coverup...

“And I just saw that Nancy Pelosi, just before our meeting, made a statement that ‘We believe that the president of the United States is engaged in a coverup.’ Well, it turns I’m the most — and I think most of you would agree to this — I’m the most transparent president, probably in the history of this country. My coverups are very, very transparent!”



May 21 · 2019

When Iran Out of Money...

“The Fake News put out a typically false statement, without any knowledge that the United States was trying to set up a negotiation with Iran. This is a false report. Iran will call us if and when they are ever ready to launder more money through the Iranian Guard for another building like Trump Tower Baku. In the meantime, their economy continues to collapse - very sad for the Iranian people!”



May 20 · 2019

More Bank for the Bunk...

“Now the new big story is that Trump made a lot of money and buys everything for cash, he doesn’t need banks. But where did he get all of that cash? Could it be Russia? No, I built a great business and don’t need banks, but if I did they would be there. They would be called Trump Bank.”



May 19 · 2019

Amissamash—Lemon Verbatim...

“Never a fan of ‪Justin Amash‬, a total lightweight who opposes me and some of our great Republican ideas and policies just for the sake of getting his name out there through controversy. If he actually read the biased Mueller Report, ‘composed’ by 18 Angry Dems who hated Trump, he would see that it was nevertheless strong on NO COLLUSION and, ultimately, NO OBSTRUCTION...Anyway, how do you Obstruct when there is no crime and, in fact, the crimes were committed by the other side? Justin is a loser who sadly plays right into our opponents hands!”



May 18 · 2019

For Treasons Known Only to Himself—Lemon Verbatim...

“My Campaign for President was conclusively spied on. Nothing like this has ever happened in American Politics. A really bad situation. TREASON means long jail sentences, and this was TREASON!”



May 17 · 2019

The Excuses Are Wearing Flynn—Lemon Verbatim…

“It now seems the General Flynn was under investigation long before was common knowledge. It would have been impossible for me to know this but, if that was the case, and with me being one of two people who would become president, why was I not told so that I could make a change?”



May 16 · 2019

Admission of Guilt—Lemon Verbatim...

“Finally, to promote integration, assimilation, and national unity, future immigrants will be required to learn English and to pass a civics exam prior to admission.”



May 15 · 2019

A Wray with Words—Lemon Verbatim...

“I didn’t understand his answer. I thought the attorney general answered it perfectly. So I certainly didn't understand that answer. I thought it was a ridiculous answer."



May 14 · 2019

Paris the Thought!—Lemon Verbatim

“I withdrew the United States from the terrible, very expensive, one-sided Paris Climate Accord. You just take a look at Paris. The President is a friend of mine. Sometimes I’ll call him up, ‘How’s it doing over there? How you doing in Paris?’” 



May 13 · 2019

There Is a New Tariff in Town...

“They don’t want to have that, and we don't want to have that necessarily happen to China, but we had a deal with China. It was 95% there, and then my representatives as you know, Secretary Mnuchin and Bob Lighthizer, they went to China were told the things fully agreed to we're not going to get anymore. They're going to unagree to them. That's not unacceptable. I said, good that's fine. Put on the tariffs.”



May 12 · 2019

Motherland the Plane—Lemon Verbatim...

“Think of it. I became President of the United States in one of the most hard fought and consequential elections in the history of our great nation. From long before I ever took office, I was under a sick & unlawful investigation concerning what has become known as the Russian Hoax. My campaign was being seriously spied upon by intel agencies and the Democrats. This never happened before in American history, and it all turned out to be a total scam, a Witch Hunt, that yielded No Collusion, No Obstruction. This must never be allowed to happen again!”



May 11 · 2019


“Such an easy way to avoid Tariffs? Make or produce your goods and products in the good old USA. It’s very simple! Putin made me president in the USA – No tariffs, No sanctions.”



May 10 · 2019

Taking It on the China...

“Talks with China continue in a very congenial manner - there is absolutely no need to rush - as Tariffs are NOW being paid to the United States by China of 25% on 250 Billion Dollars worth of goods & products. These massive payments go directly to the Treasury of the U.S., but are paid for by the American consumer.”



May 9 · 2019

Obstruct Accord—Lemon Verbatim...

“I gave them White House counsel, I gave them over other law--anybody you want, you can talk to. At the end of the testimony, no collusion and essentially, no obstruction.”



May 8 · 2019

Helter-Shelter—Lemon Verbatim...

“Real estate developers in the 1980’s & 1990’s, more than 30 years ago, were entitled to massive write offs and depreciation which would, if one was actively building, show losses and tax losses in almost all cases. Much was non monetary. Sometimes considered ‘tax shelter,’ you would get it by building, or even buying. You always wanted to show losses for tax purposes....almost all real estate developers did - and often re-negotiate with banks, it was sport. Additionally, the very old information put out is a highly inaccurate Fake News hit job!”


May 7 · 2019

Billion with a B Best...

“On the one year anniversary of FLOTUS’ initiative, Be Best, take a look back at some of my taxes—1985 to 1994—leaked to the New York Times. I declared a billion dollars in losses—Nobody came close!—I wrote them off for decades to come.”



May 6 · 2019

No Goods...

“The United States has been losing, for many years, 600 to 800 Billion Dollars a year on Trade. With China we lose 500 Billion Dollars. Sorry, we’re not going to be doing that anymore! We will stiff them for our purchases like we did to vendors at the Trump Organization. Huge savings!”



May 5 · 2019

Traditional German Fruit Cake—Lemon Verbatim...

“Despite the tremendous success that I have had as President, including perhaps the greatest ECONOMY and most successful first two years of any President in history, they have stollen two years of my (our) Presidency (Collusion Delusion) that we will never be able to get back.....”



May 4 · 2019

Common Censor Not—Lemon Verbatim...

“I am continuing to monitor the censorship of AMERICAN CITIZENS on social media platforms. This is the United States of America — and we have what’s known as FREEDOM OF SPEECH! We are monitoring and watching, closely!!”



May 3 · 2019

Putin’His Mind at Ease (For the Mouse Part)—Lemon Verbatim..

“We discussed it. He actually sort of smiled when he said something to the effect that it started up as a mountain and ended up as a mouse. But he knew that because he knew that there was no collusion. Pretty much that’s what it was.”



May 2 · 2019

Drive a Hard Barr Gain—Lemon Verbatim...

“So you have Bill Barr, highly respected, great attorney general and he’s gotta take the abuse from people that are running for office. They don’t care about this, they’re just looking for political points.”



May 1 · 2019

Con Take It to the Bank...

“NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION. Besides, how can you have Obstruction when not only was there No Collusion (by Trump), but the bad actions were done by the ‘other’ side (Russia)? The greatest con-job in the history of American Politics (by Trump)!”