May 31 ·
“Hard to believe that with the Crisis on the Border, the Dems won’t do the quick and easy fix. Would solve the problem but they want Open Borders, which equals crime! Congress should start an Impeachment Inquiry—It would be so simple—I keep asking for it. I’ve done more than any other president!”
May 30 ·
Ohhhhh, What a Word, What a Word—Lemon Verbatim...
“I don’t see how they can because they're possibly allowed, although I can't imagine the courts allowing it. I’ve never gone into it. I never thought that would even be possible to be using that word. To me, it's a dirty word — the word impeach. It's a dirty, filthy, disgusting word. I don’t think so, because there was no crime. You know, it's high crimes and, not with — or — it’s high crimes and misdemeanors. There was no high crime and there was no misdemeanor. So how do you impeach based on that?”
May 28 ·
Held in High Esteem...
“I think I’m going to put an order, when we build a new aircraft carrier, we’re going to use steam. I’m going to just put out an order: We’re going to use steam. We don’t need — we don’t need that extra speed. Hope use to steam my pants while I stood in them—it was totally fast. She was the best!”
May 26 ·
Pro Misses—Lemon Verbatim....
“North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me, & also smiled when he called Swampman Joe Bidan a low IQ individual, & worse. Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?”
May 25 ·
Déclassé Clown—Lemon Verbatim
“I hope he looks at everything, because there was a hoax that was perpetrated on our country. It's the greatest hoax -- excuse me. It's the greatest hoax probably in the history of our country and somebody has to get to the bottom of it. We'll see. For a long period of time, they wanted me to declassify and I did.”
May 24 ·
“I don’t know why the Radical Left Democrats want Bob Mueller to testify when he just issued a 40 Million Dollar Report that states, loud & clear & for all to hear, No Collusion and No Obstruction (how do you Obstruct a NO crime?) Dems are just looking for trouble and a Do-Over! They will fall behind & never catch up to all my new ‘NO crimes’”
May 23 · 2019
A Ripe Old Rage—Lemon Verbatim...
“I was extremely calm yesterday with my meeting with Pelosi and Schumer, knowing that they would say I was raging, which they always do, along with their partner, the Fake News Media. Well, so many stories about the meeting use the Rage narrative anyway - Fake & Corrupt Press!”
May 22· 2019
Don’t Judge a Crook by Its Coverup...
“And I just saw that Nancy Pelosi, just before our meeting, made a statement that ‘We believe that the president of the United States is engaged in a coverup.’ Well, it turns I’m the most — and I think most of you would agree to this — I’m the most transparent president, probably in the history of this country. My coverups are very, very transparent!”
May 21 · 2019
When Iran Out of Money...
“The Fake News put out a typically false statement, without any knowledge that the United States was trying to set up a negotiation with Iran. This is a false report. Iran will call us if and when they are ever ready to launder more money through the Iranian Guard for another building like Trump Tower Baku. In the meantime, their economy continues to collapse - very sad for the Iranian people!”
May 20 · 2019
More Bank for the Bunk...
“Now the new big story is that Trump made a lot of money and buys everything for cash, he doesn’t need banks. But where did he get all of that cash? Could it be Russia? No, I built a great business and don’t need banks, but if I did they would be there. They would be called Trump Bank.”
May 19 · 2019
“Never a fan of Justin Amash, a total lightweight who opposes me and some of our great Republican ideas and policies just for the sake of getting his name out there through controversy. If he actually read the biased Mueller Report, ‘composed’ by 18 Angry Dems who hated Trump, he would see that it was nevertheless strong on NO COLLUSION and, ultimately, NO OBSTRUCTION...Anyway, how do you Obstruct when there is no crime and, in fact, the crimes were committed by the other side? Justin is a loser who sadly plays right into our opponents hands!”
May 17 · 2019
The Excuses Are Wearing Flynn—Lemon Verbatim…
“It now seems the General Flynn was under investigation long before was common knowledge. It would have been impossible for me to know this but, if that was the case, and with me being one of two people who would become president, why was I not told so that I could make a change?”
May 14 · 2019
Paris the Thought!—Lemon Verbatim
“I withdrew the United States from the terrible, very expensive, one-sided Paris Climate Accord. You just take a look at Paris. The President is a friend of mine. Sometimes I’ll call him up, ‘How’s it doing over there? How you doing in Paris?’”
May 13 · 2019
There Is a New Tariff in Town...
“They don’t want to have that, and we don't want to have that necessarily happen to China, but we had a deal with China. It was 95% there, and then my representatives as you know, Secretary Mnuchin and Bob Lighthizer, they went to China were told the things fully agreed to we're not going to get anymore. They're going to unagree to them. That's not unacceptable. I said, good that's fine. Put on the tariffs.”
May 12 · 2019
Motherland the Plane—Lemon Verbatim...
“Think of it. I became President of the United States in one of the most hard fought and consequential elections in the history of our great nation. From long before I ever took office, I was under a sick & unlawful investigation concerning what has become known as the Russian Hoax. My campaign was being seriously spied upon by intel agencies and the Democrats. This never happened before in American history, and it all turned out to be a total scam, a Witch Hunt, that yielded No Collusion, No Obstruction. This must never be allowed to happen again!”
May 10 · 2019
Taking It on the China...
“Talks with China continue in a very congenial manner - there is absolutely no need to rush - as Tariffs are NOW being paid to the United States by China of 25% on 250 Billion Dollars worth of goods & products. These massive payments go directly to the Treasury of the U.S., but are paid for by the American consumer.”
May 8 · 2019
“Real estate developers in the 1980’s & 1990’s, more than 30 years ago, were entitled to massive write offs and depreciation which would, if one was actively building, show losses and tax losses in almost all cases. Much was non monetary. Sometimes considered ‘tax shelter,’ you would get it by building, or even buying. You always wanted to show losses for tax purposes....almost all real estate developers did - and often re-negotiate with banks, it was sport. Additionally, the very old information put out is a highly inaccurate Fake News hit job!”
May 6 · 2019
“The United States has been losing, for many years, 600 to 800 Billion Dollars a year on Trade. With China we lose 500 Billion Dollars. Sorry, we’re not going to be doing that anymore! We will stiff them for our purchases like we did to vendors at the Trump Organization. Huge savings!”
May 5 · 2019
Traditional German Fruit Cake—Lemon Verbatim...
“Despite the tremendous success that I have had as President, including perhaps the greatest ECONOMY and most successful first two years of any President in history, they have stollen two years of my (our) Presidency (Collusion Delusion) that we will never be able to get back.....”
May 3 · 2019
Putin’His Mind at Ease (For the Mouse Part)—Lemon Verbatim..
“We discussed it. He actually sort of smiled when he said something to the effect that it started up as a mountain and ended up as a mouse. But he knew that because he knew that there was no collusion. Pretty much that’s what it was.”