February 28 ·2019 

How Hanoiing—Lemon Verbatim...

“And I think frankly we’ll be good friends with chairman Kim and North Korea, and I think they have tremendous potential. I’ve been telling everybody they have tremendous potential, unbelievable potential, and we’re going to see. But it was about sanctions. They wanted sanctions lifted but they weren’t willing to do an area we wanted. They were willing to give us areas but not the ones we wanted. “



February 27 · 2019

Breaking Cohen of Silence....

“Michael Cohen was one of many lawyers who represented me (unfortunately). He had other clients also. He was just disbarred by the State Supreme Court for lying & fraud. He did bad things unrelated to Trump which is how I knew he would do bad things for me. And one of many bad people on my RNC financial team who had to step down—one of many criminals who worked for me, now going to prison!”



February 26 · 2019

Soy It Goes...

“If a deal is made with China, our great American Farmers will be treated better than they have ever been treated before! We have pizzas, we have 300 hamburgers, many, many french fries. I will have them over to the White House for Great American Food. It will be very interesting to see how many are left.”



February 25 · 2019

A Spike Lee Suspect...

“Be nice if Spike Lee could read his notes, or better yet not have to use notes at all, when doing his racist hit on your President. When someone attacks racists, brings up 400 years of slavery, wants people to do the right thing—it’s an attack on me! Heading over to Vietnam for my meeting with Kim Jong Un. NO NOTES!”



February 24 · 2019

Putin’ Forth a New Holiday...

“HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called ‘A Salute To America’ and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me! Putin doesn’t like the ring of ‘Independence Day’.”



February 23 · 2019

Which Kraft?—Lemon Verbatim...

“Well, it’s very sad. I was very surprised to see it. He proclaimed his innocence, totally. And, but I was very surprised to see it.”



February 22 · 2019

A Burr Under His Saddle—Lemon Verbatim...

“Highly respected Senator Richard Burr, head of Senate Intelligence, said, after interviewing over 200 witnesses and studying over 2 million pages of documents, ‘WE HAVE FOUND NO COLLUSION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA.’ The Witch Hunt, so bad for our Country, must end!”



February 21 · 2019

Steel Stat Barrier—Lemon Verbatim...

“Let me tell you, you have stats that are far worse than the ones that I use. But I use many stats, but I also use Homeland Security.”



February 20 · 2019

Falling on Hard Times—Lemon Verbatim...

“The New York Times reporting is false. They are a true ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!”



February 19.2o19

Checkered Post—Lemon Verbatim...

‘The Washington Post is a Fact Checker only for the Democrats. For the Republicans, and for your all time favorite President, it is a Fake Fact Checker!”



February 18 · 2o19

Makes His Bed and Lies In It—Lemon Verbatim...

“Wow, so many lies by now disgraced acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe. He was fired for lying, and now his story gets even more deranged. He and Rod Rosenstein, who was hired by Jeff Sessions (another beauty), look like they were planning a very illegal act, and got caught. There is a lot of explaining to do to the millions of people who had just elected a president who they really like and who has done a great job for them with the Military, Vets, Economy and so much more. This was the illegal and treasonous ‘insurance policy’ in full action!”



February 17 · 2o19

A Catch Flow Problem—Lemon Verbatim....

“We have a real problem. We have catch-and-release. You catch a criminal and you have to release them. We have so many other things. You have chain migration, where a bad person comes in, brings 22 or 23 or 35 of his family members — because he has his mother, his grandmother, his sister, his cousin, his uncle — they’re all in.”



February 16 · 2o19

Eggsigency—Lemon Verbatim...

“In fact, the primary fight was on the wall. Everything else, we have so much, as I said, I don’t know what to do with it we have so much money. But on the wall, they skimped.
So I did — I was successful, in that sense, but I want to do it faster. I could do the wall over a longer period of time. I didn’t need to do this. But I’d rather do it much faster. And I don’t have to do it for the election. I’ve already done a lot of wall, for the election — 2020. And the only reason we’re up here talking about this is because of the election, because they want to try and win an election, which it looks like they’re not going to be able to do. And this is one of the ways they think they can possibly win, is by obstruction and a lot of other nonsense.”



February 15 · 2o19

Showing Signs of Dementia—Lemon Verbatim...

“So I’m going to be signing a national emergency. And it’s been signed many times before. It’s been signed by other Presidents from 1977 or so. It gave the Presidents the power. There’s rarely been a problem. They sign it; nobody cares. I guess they weren’t very exciting. But nobody cares. They sign it for far less important things, in some cases, in many cases. We’re talking about an invasion of our country with drugs, with human traffickers, with all types of criminals and gangs.”



February 14 · 2o19

Teeming—Lemon Verbatim...

“Reviewing the funding bill with my team at the White House!”



February 13 · 2o19

Bilk to Suit...

“Regardless of Wall money, it is being built as we speak! I just won’t pay the workers!”



February 12 · 2o19

The Acceptance Proves the Rule—Lemon Verbatim...

“I don’t think you’re going to see a shutdown. I won’t want to go to it, now. If you did have it – it’s the Democrat’s fault. I accepted the first one and I’m proud of what we’ve accomplished because people learned during that shutdown all about the problems coming in from the Southern border. I accept that—I’ve always accepted that. But this one I would never accept, if it happens. But I don’t think it’s going to happen, but this would be totally on the Democrats.”



February 11 · 2o19

The Heir of His Ways—Lemon Verbatim...

“No president ever worked harder than me (cleaning up the mess I inherited)!”



February 10 · 2o19

Welcome to the Presidential Racist—Lemon Verbatim...

“Today Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas, joined the race for President. Will she run as our first Native American presidential candidate, or has she decided that after 32 years, this is not playing so well anymore? See you on the campaign TRAIL, Liz!”



February 9 · 2o19

The House Always Wins...

“The Democrats in Congress yesterday were vicious and totally showed their cards for everyone to see. When the Republicans had the Majority they never acted with such hatred and scorn! The Dems should respect my actor AG.”



February 8 · 2o19

A Long Row to Hoax...

“It is all a GIANT AND ILLEGAL HOAX, developed long before the election itself by Putin—he was never going to let me build my hotel in Moscow.”



February 7 · 2o19

A Real Treat—Lemon Verbatim...

“Under my Administration, we will never apologize for advancing America's interests. For example, decades ago the United States entered into a treaty with Russia in which we agreed to limit and reduce our missile capabilities. While we followed the agreement to the letter, Russia repeatedly violated its terms. That is why I announced that the United States is officially withdrawing from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty, or INF Treaty.”



February 6 · 2o19

Wall of a Piece—Lemon Verbatim

“If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation. It just doesn't work that way."



February 5 · 2o19

Delugeonal—Lemon Verbatim...

“Tremendous numbers of people are coming up through Mexico in the hopes of flooding our Southern Border. We have sent additional military. We will build a Human Wall if necessary. If we had a real Wall, this would be a non-event!”



February 4 · 2o19

Alter Native—Lemon Verbatim...

“Well, I don't-I don't take anything off the table. I don't like to take things off the table. It's that alternative. It's national emergency, it's other things and you know there have been plenty national emergencies called. And this really is an invasion of our country by human traffickers. These are people that are horrible people bringing in women mostly, but bringing in women and children into our country. Human trafficking. And we're going to have a strong border. And the only way you have a strong border is you need a physical barrier. You need a wall. And anybody that says you don't, they're just playing games.”



February 3 · 2o19

Baby Boom—Lemon Verbatim...

“I don’t have time to read it, but I get all — I have somebody — boom, boom! They give me quotes, it’s like five pages. That you can read, right?”



February 2 · 2o19

Letter Bait Then Never—Lemon Verbatim...

“So, we just had, this is from, they just delivered that to me from President Xi. You’ll get a transcript of the meeting. The press was here. A lot of the press was here. A nice letter. They have a nice way of giving letters. But we’re doing very successfully.”



February 1 · 2019

A Very Table Genius—Lemon Verbatim...

“I think Nancy Pelosi is hurting our country very badly by doing what she’s doing and, ultimately, I think I’ve set the table very nicely.”