October 31, 2018

How’s Dem Apples...

“Republicans will protect people with pre-existing conditions far better than the Dems! People who are born with or acquired wealth will be able to keep it!”



October 30, 2018

Anger Baby...

“We’re the only country in the world where a person comes in and has a baby, and a baby is essentially the president of the United States, with all of those benefits. It’s ridiculous. It’s ridiculous. And it has to end.”



October 29, 2018

America Flaming Out—Lemon Verbatim...

“There is great anger in our Country caused in part by inaccurate, and even fraudulent, reporting of the news. The Fake News Media, the true Enemy of the People, must stop the open & obvious hostility & report the news accurately & fairly. That will do much to put out the flame...”



October 28, 2018

Mobbed Up...

“We should not mob people in public spaces or destroy public property—We should go after people in their homes and at work and houses of worship and then collect protection money.”



October 27, 2018

In the Crosshairs—Lemon Verbatim...

“By the way, somebody just said, 'Your hair looks different today. I said well I was standing under the wing of Air Force One during a news conference earlier this morning—a very unfortunate news conference and the wind was the blowing and the rain—and I was soaking wet, and that's what I ended up with today. And I said, 'At least you know its mine’ and I said 'Maybe, I should cancel this arrangement because I have a bad hair day.'”



October 26, 2018

Trump Care-O-Van—Lemon Verbatim...

“Republicans are doing so well in early voting, and at the polls, and now this ‘Bomb’ stuff happens and the momentum greatly slows - news not talking politics. Very unfortunate, what is going on. Republicans, go out and vote!”



October 25, 2018

Taking a Hard-Line on Russia and China—Lemon Verbatim...

“The New York Times has a new Fake Story that now the Russians and Chinese (glad they finally added China) are listening to all of my calls on cellphones. Except that I rarely use a cellphone, & when I do it’s government authorized. I like Hard Lines. Just more made up Fake News!”



October 24, 2018

He’s the Bomb—Lemon Verbatim...

“We’re extremely angry, upset, unhappy about what we witnessed this morning and we will get to the bottom of it."



October 23, 2018

Alternative Facists—Lemon Verbatim...

“And you know what? We can't have that. You know, they have a word. It sort of became old-fashioned. It's called a nationalist. And I say, really, we're not supposed to use that word. You know what I am? I'm a nationalist, OK? I'm a nationalist. Nationalist. Nothing—use that word. Use that word."



October 22, 2018

National Emergy [Sick]...

“Sadly, it looks like Mexico’s Police and Military are unable to stop the Caravan heading to the Southern Border of the United States. Criminals and unknown Middle Easterners are mixed in. They fly in with their bone saws and start interrogations and fist fights! I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!”



October 21, 2018

On Prince & Pal—Lemon Verbatim...

“Jared doesn’t do business with Saudi Arabia. They’re two young guys. Jared doesn’t know him well or anything. They are just two young people. They are the same age. They like each other I believe. Jared has done a very good job. I think he’ll make peace with Israel. But there are a lot of setbacks. This is a setback for that.”



October 20, 2018

Slinging Hash—Lemon Verbatim...

“Democrats produce mobs, Republicans produce jobs. Hashtag. Right? That's called hashtag. That's a new hashtag. That's a hot one”

#LemonLaw #HotOne


October 19, 2018

His Guile—Lemon Verbatim...

“Any guy who can do a body slam—he's my guy”



October 18, 2018

Nota Bene—Lemon Verbatim...

“This one has caught the imagination of the world, unfortunately. It’s not a positive. Not a positive.”



October 17, 2018

Clearing the Air—Lemon Verbatim...

“I want the cleanest air on the planet and our air now is cleaner than it’s ever been.”

"And you have scientists on both sides of the issue. And I agree the climate changes, but it goes back and forth, back and forth."



October 16, 2018

When All Is Saud and Done—Lemon Verbatim...

"I think we have to find out what happened first. Here we go again with you know you’re guilty until proven innocent. I don’t like that. We just went through that with Justice Kavanaugh and he was innocent all the way as far as I’m concerned.”



October 15, 2018

It Justice the Way It Is—Lemon Verbatim...

“You know what? I’m not going to get into it because we won. It doesn’t matter. We won.”



October 14, 2018

Hailing a Cabinet—Lemon Verbatim...

“I told you the story. We have a great — I think we have a great cabinet. There’s some people that I’m not happy with. I have some people that I’m not thrilled with. And I have other people that I am beyond thrilled with.”



October 13, 2018

O-High-O: Neil Down—Lemon Verbatim... 

“It gave us Neil Armstrong. He's the man that planted the flag. Think you that, on the face of the moon...They weren't worried about not planting a flag, Right. You know he planted that flag, that American flag, right in the face of the moon. There was no kneeling. There was no nothing, there was no games. BOOM. BOOM. Right, fellas?"



October 12, 2018

US Saud-Off Stature...

“We’ll have to see what happens. A lot of work is being done on that, and we’re going to have to see what happens. I don’t like stopping massive amounts of money that’s being poured into our country on – I know they’re talking about different kinds of sanctions, but they’re spending $110 billion on a military deal that’s really unlikely to happen, but they have been single-handedly keeping my hotels afloat – which is an all-time record.”



October 11, 2018

Hear Ye Hear Ye—Lemon Verbatim...

“I say this: we have a really great White House. We have a really successful White House. We have — I call it a well-oiled machine. It’s ruled with tremendous people. And if you remember, you heard my story, when I got elected — I haven’t been to Washington my whole life, very rarely, probably never slept over. All of a sudden, I’m president of the United States. I didn’t know a lot of people in Washington. Now I know everybody that I want to know, a lot of people. And I bring changes, and those changes have been great changes. One of them over there.”



October 10, 1018

U.N.deniable Climate Report—Lemon Verbatim...

“It was given to me. And I want to look at who drew it. You know, which group drew it. I can give you reports that are fabulous, and I can give you reports that aren't so good.”



October 9, 2018


“Hurricane on its way to the Florida Pan Handle with major elements arriving tomorrow. Could also hit, in later stage, parts of Georgia, and unfortunately North Carolina, and South Carolina, again. Looks to be a Cat. 3 which will seem like nothing in a few years. Good news is, the folks in the Pan Handle can easily move to West Virginia for coal mining jobs or just beg for assistance after Florida disappears underwater.”



October 8, 2018

Make America Disgrace Again...

"The way they really tortured him and his family, I thought it was a disgrace. I thought it was one of the most disgraceful performances I've ever seen. When Kavanaugh worked on the Bush policy of torture, he did a much better job.”



October 7, 2018

Charlatanville-Lemon Verbatim...

“You don’t hand matches to an arsonist, and you don’t give power to an angry left-wing mob. Democrats have become too EXTREME and TOO DANGEROUS to govern. Republicans believe in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob. VOTE REPUBLICAN!”



October 6, 2018

Nasty Omen...

“Women for Kavanaugh, and many others who support this very good man, are gathering all over Capitol Hill in preparation for a 3-5 P.M. VOTE. It is a beautiful thing to see - and they are not paid professional protesters who are handed expensive signs. These Women for Kavanaugh - and many have been assaulted - don’t mind white men having power over them. And they are used to working for no pay. Big day for America.”



October 5, 2018

Debasement-Lemon Verbatim...

”The very rude elevator screamers are paid professionals only looking to make Senators look bad. Don’t fall for it! Also, look at all of the professionally made identical signs. Paid for by Soros and others. These are not signs made in the basement from love!”



October 4, 2018

Difficult of Personality...

"It is a very scary time for young men in America, where you can be guilty of something you may not be guilty of because you’re not guilty if you did It, but you’re a white man and you deny it and you’re really, really angry about it, like red in the face, like you’re drunk, because you’ve been accused of drinking and being violent. This is a very, very—this is a very difficult time. What's happening here has much more to do than even the appointment of a Supreme Court justice, it’s about whether We can have all the privilege in the world and still claim to be self-made men.”


October 3, 2018

The Fatherlend... 

“The Failing New York Times did something I have never seen done before. They used the concept of ‘time value of money’ in doing a very old, boring and often told hit piece on me. Added up, this means that the amount of money my father gave me while fraudulently evading taxes was less in actual dollars. My business was much better. I had many, many sources of income that all drained from his. The amount of money I got from my father was really nothing compared to the bailout from Putin’s oligarchs!”



October 2, 2018

Charging Ahead…

“I think he was fighting people that were making very tough charges against him, and I thought he did very well; I really did. I thought he did very well. He’s fighting very hard for his reputation, for his family. Kavenaugh threw ice at that guy’s face at Demery’s. Now, some say it was beer, but I don’t think Kavanagh would waste his beer. He liked beer. He still likes beer. The police say it was ice. A lot is going to depend on what comes back from the FBI, in terms of their additional — number seven — investigation.”



October 1, 2018

Trade Agreement with Rare Consensus—Lemon Verbatim...

"I never had a glass of alcohol. I never had alcohol, for whatever reason. Can you imagine if I had? What a mess I would be. I would be the world's worst. I never drank, OK?"