December 30. 2018

Boreder to Death—Lemon Verbatim...

“Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies that allow people to make the long trek thinking they can enter our country illegally. They can’t. If we had a Wall, they wouldn’t even try!”



December 29 · 2018

White House Boarder...

“I am in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come on over and make a deal on Border Security. From what I hear, they are spending so much time on Presidential Harassment, Presidential Self-Dealing, Presidential Incompetence that they have little time left for things like stopping crime in the White House!”



December 28. 2018

Hold Up Their End of the Bargain...

“We will be forced to close the Southern Border entirely if the Obstructionist Democrats do not give us the money to finish the Wall & also change the ridiculous immigration laws that our Country is saddled with. No one can leave until we get all the money. Also, any valuables you are wearing, jewelry, watches, your wallets and purses should go in the bag Mitch is holding.”



December 27 · 2018

Wall Come to the Club...

“The Democrats OBSTRUCTION of the desperately needed Wall, where they almost all recently agreed it should be built, is exceeded only by their OBSTRUCTION of 350 great people, many of them criminals wanting & expecting to come into Government Grifting after being delayed for more than two years, a U.S. record!”



December 26 · 2018

Robbing People to Pay Wall—Lemon Verbatim...

“The Wall is different than the 25 Billion Dollars in Border Security. The complete Wall will be built with the Shutdown money plus funds already in hand. The reporting has been inaccurate on the point. The problem is, without the Wall, much of the rest of Dollars are wasted!”



December 25 · 2018

Contracting the Economy—Lemon Verbatim...

“I am in the Oval Office & just gave out a 115 mile long contract for another large section of the Wall in Texas.”



December 24 · 2018

The Belle of the Ball—Lemon Verbatim...

“We need Border Security, and as EVERYONE knows, you can’t have Border Security without a Wall. The Drones & Technology are just bells and whistles.”



December 23 · 2018

IS You IS or IS You Ain't My Baby—Lemon Verbatim...

“Brett McGurk, who I do not know, was appointed by President Obama in 2015. Was supposed to leave in February but he just resigned prior to leaving. Grandstander? The Fake News is making such a big deal about this nothing event!

“If anybody but your favorite President, Donald J. Trump, announced that, after decimating ISIS in Syria, we were going to bring our troops back home (happy & healthy), that person would be the most popular hero in America. With me, hit hard instead by the Fake News Media. Crazy!”



December 22 · 2018

A Slat in the Face—Lemon Verbatim...

“A design of our Steel Slat Barrier which is totally effective while at the same time beautiful!”



December 21 · 2018

A Mitch Is as Good as a Mile...

“Mitch, use the Nuclear Option and get it done! Our Country is counting on you! Everyone says I can go nuclear now that Mattis is leaving!”



December 20 · 2018

O’ Fence—Lemon Verbatim...

“Russia, Iran, Syria & many others are not happy about the U.S. leaving, despite what the Fake News says, because now they will have to fight ISIS and others, who they hate, without us. I am building by far the most powerful military in the world. ISIS hits us they are doomed!

“The Democrats, who know Steel Slats (Wall) are necessary for Border Security, are putting politics over Country. What they are just beginning to realize is that I will not sign any of their legislation, including infrastructure, unless it has perfect Border Security. U.S.A. WINS!”



December 19 · 2019

Nowhere to Be Foundation...

“The Trump Foundation has done great work and given away lots of money, both to my campaign and creditors, to great charities over the years—a Tim Tebow helmet & jersey, portraits of myself, fixed a fountain outside my hotel, and seven dollars to the Boy Scouts,—with me taking NO fees, rent, salaries etc.”



December 18 · 2018

Flynn-Flam—Lemon Verbatim...

“Good luck today in court to General Michael Flynn. Will be interesting to see what he has to say, despite tremendous pressure being put on him, about Russian Collusion in our great and, obviously, highly successful political campaign. There was no Collusion!”



December 17 · 2018

Hiking Up His Skirting the Law—Lemon Verbatim...

“It is incredible that with a very strong dollar and virtually no inflation, the outside world blowing up around us, Paris is burning and China way down, the Fed is even considering yet another interest rate hike. Take the Victory!”



December 16 · 2018

Ain’t Broke, Don’ Fix’er...

“Remember, Michael Cohen only became a ‘Rat’ after the FBI did something which was absolutely unthinkable & unheard of until the Witch Hunt was illegally started. They BROKE INTO AN ATTORNEY’S OFFICE! Why didn’t they break into the DNC to get the Server, or Crooked’s office? Russians broke into the DNC without any problem—at least that’s what the Stone told me during the campaign.”



December 15 · 2018

Great Noose...

“Wow, but not surprisingly, ObamaCare was just ruled UNCONSTITUTIONAL by a highly respected judge in Texas. Great news for America! People with pre-existing conditions won’t have to pay those costly insurance premiums.”



December 14
 · 2018

One for Wall and Wall for One...

"I often stated, 'One way or the other, Mexico is going to pay for the Wall.'This has never changed. MEXICO IS PAYING FOR THE WALL!" Once we spend billions on the wall, I will have the Trump Organization put on the books that Mexico paid for it.”



December 13 · 2018

One Man’s Laws Is Another Man’s Game—Lemon Verbatim...

“He did very low-level work. He did more public relations than he did law. You would see him on television, and he was OK on television...He's a lawyer. A lawyer who represents a client is supposed to do the right thing. That's why you pay them a lot of money."



December 12 · 2018

The Shut Hitting the Fan—Lemon Verbatim...

“I am proud to shut down the government for border security, Chuck. I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down.“



December 11 · 2018

More Of Ten Than Not—Lemon Verbatim...

Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn’t someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!



December 10 · 2018

To Kill Two Smockingbirds with One Stone—Lemon Verbatim...

“‘Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.’ FoxNews. That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s - but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me). Cohen just trying to get his sentence reduced. WITCH HUNT!”



December 9 · 

No One to Manthefort...

“AFTER TWO YEARS AND MILLIONS OF PAGES OF DOCUMENTS (and a cost of over $30,000,000 and only $46 million forfeiture from Manafort), NO COLLUSION! Manafort was my inside guy on the Mueller team and he gave me no useful information!”



December 8 · 2018

Witch Individual Won?...

“The Michael Cohen sentencing report said, ‘after Individual-1 was elected President’, but the people really elected Hillary. Totally clears the President. Thank you!”



December 7 · 2018 

Over-the-Counter Drugs...

“It has been incorrectly reported that Rudy Giuliani and others will not be doing a counter to the Mueller Report. That is Fake News. Already 87 pages done. It says, ‘FAKE NEWS - THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!’ over and over again, but obviously cannot complete until we see the final Witch Hunt Report.”



December 6 · 2018

Mission Accomplice... 

“Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (my campaign staff being sentenced to prison—my tariffs, trade war and upcoming recession—my predator supreme court judge, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen. It’s called Presidential Harassment! It’s like a magnet. Just kiss.”



December 5 · 2018

Tariff-Raff—Lemon Verbatim...

“....I am a Tariff Man. When people or countries come in to raid the great wealth of our Nation, I want them to pay for the privilege of doing so. It will always be the best way to max out our economic power. We are right now taking in $billions in Tariffs. MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN”



December 4 · 

Urinary Obstruction-Gimme Stone—Lemon Verbatim...

“‘I will never testify against Trump’, This statement was recently made by Roger Stone, essentially stating that he will not be forced by a rogue and out of control prosecutor to make up lies and stories about “President Trump.”Nice to know that some people still have ‘guts!’”



December 3 · 

The Wall, Kite and Caboodle...

We would save Billions of Dollars if the Democrats would give us the votes to build the Wall. Either way, people will NOT be allowed into our Country illegally! We will close the entire Southern Border if necessary. Also, STOP THE DRUGS! I’M AS HIGH AS A KITE!



December 2 · 2018

In an I Deal World—Lemon Verbatim...

"The USMCA is the largest, most significant, modern and balanced trade agreement in history. All of our countries will benefit greatly. It is probably the largest trade deal ever made, also."

“It’s an incredible deal. It goes down, certainly — if it happens, it goes down as one of the largest deals ever made. It’s a deal between the United States and China made by the President and the President.”



December 1 ·2018 

Donny-Come-Lightly—Lemon Verbatim...

“Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia. Put up zero money, zero guarantees and didn’t do the project. Witch Hunt!”